Mormon Church Web Site Addresses
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Site of Temples:
www.restroom_of_god.com
Site of Elder Packer:
www.magic_hands.com/for_youth.html - 03/27/2005 - from SNOW
LDS church site:
www.the_crap_of_joseph_smith_of_latter-day_sucks.com
the site of Gordon B. Hinkley
www.great_morbots_emperor.com
the "book of mormon" site:
www.holy_toilet_paper.com
the temples site:
www.whoredom_of_lord.com
the polygamy sites:
www.morgasm.com
www.clan_of_deflorationers.com - 02/12/2005 - anon
The obvious: http://www.TheChurchofJesusChristofLatter-daySaints.org instead of
Mormons.org - how did they miss that? - 11/21/2004 - anon
www.weneedanormalnameforachurchinsteadoftheridiculouslylongnameofthechurchofjesuschristoslatterdaysaints.org - 11/21/2004 - Elder Abe Reviashun
www.parkinglotfullofchevysuburbans.com - 07/19/2004 - anon
www.choosebuddhisminstead.om - 05/22/2004 - from Oh Man Pat My Bum
www.holy-shit.com - 03/21/2004 - anon
www.joeloafedtempleclothing.com - 02/28/2004 - anon
www.thischurchsucks.com - 08/16/2003 - anon
www.rcchurchiswhoreofbabylon.com
www.ignorethejournalofdiscourses/livingprophet.org
www.fuckedupmuddleddoctrine.com
www.werippedoffthefreemasons.com - 08/09/2003 - former rc, former lds
www.no_more_humpin_no_mo_pumpin_were_all_off_a_bible_thumpin.com
- 05/09/2003 - anon
www.Ldsx.com - 05/02/2003 - anon
www.paylayale.com
www.lyingforthelord.com
www.thethinkinghasbeendone.com - 10/21/2002 - anon
www.bestknownforpolygamy.com
www.usejoesbibleinstead.con
www.aieeecurumbaasenor.com (Aimed at converting Latins)
www.nonsequitur.org - 09/24/2002 - anon
www.ilovejello.com
www.tenkids.com
www.polygamyrules.com - 05/25/2002 - anon
www.wearenotacult\cult - 05/25/2002 - anon
www.anythinginthisworldfor10%.com - 05/23/2002 - anon
www.ourversion-not-theirs.com
www.forgetthetruth.org
www.tackyspirituality.gov
www.ohmyheck.edu - 12/11/2001 - from Domain-ator
www.Iwantyour$$$.com
www.Weneedyour$$$$.com
www.Giveus10$ornotemplegoing.com - 10/11/2001 - anon
www.onewifeonly.com
www.anditcametopass.yawn
www.weusedtobeevil.com
www.onehundredandtenpercent.com/tithing
www.funnyunderwear.com - 09/27/2001 - from greysuit@MTC.con
07/17/2001 - anon
www.ohmyword.com/molly
07/16/2001 - anon
www.ispokesoyoudontthinkaboutit.gbh
06/13/2001 - anon
moron-I.com
05/08/2001 - anon
www.kolob.com
10/17/2000 - from utah with love
www.white_salamander.com
www.}*^*#$";.com (thats reformed egyptian for those who don't know)
10/10/2000 - anon
www.holyshit.org
10/05/2000 - L. Snell, Sacramento, CA
www.MINDMELD.org
09/28/2000 - anon
1-800-LOVE-U10%
09/28/2000 - anon
www.gordonwantsyour$$.com
09/19/2000 - R.T.P.
www.LDSnuthouse_ministry.net
www.funnypanties.web
www.Brain_washU.org
www.YouMustBeKidding.huh
08/30/2000 - anon
www.funwith5wives.com
www.youllburn.com/non-mormon
www.greed&pride.com
08/16/2000 - from utah with love
www.satanlovesu.com
www.birthcontrolyourass.net
www.moroniandcheese.com
www.whofartedinreliefsociety.com
07/25/2000 - anon
1-800-LDS-LIES
06/17/2000 - anon
www.M.org
04/06/2000 - Lisa
www.no.org/asm
03/26/2000 - anon
Plural-Wives.cum
01/23/2000 - anon
www.vatican.va
12/10/1999 - anon
www.wwjsd.com - 01/10/2000 - Joe
www.obey.com
WWW.LDS-CHURCH.CON
11/11/1999 - a passer by
= www.imasheep.com
www.everyonebutusisgoingtohell.duh
www.josephsmithisgod.con
www.lds.con
11/02/1999 - Blash
www.sheepscrew.org
www.manywomen.cum
www.take10.gov
www.runbyfarts.old
www.jesushchrist.inc
www.beyondtheshadowofa.doubt
www.mychurchistrueandyoursisfalse.org
www.werebetterthaneveryoneelse.fcku
... and the list could go on and on...... throughout all eternity and all generations of time.
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