Two days after returning home from his mission, Elder "Come" breaks the toilet while masturbating, passes out and dreams.......Ah, yes, yes, yes, my first orgasm in 2 years. - 08/05/2005 - from Phil
Believing that he should consult the spirit in all things, LaVron learns the hard way that the Spirit doesn't know crap about plumbing repairs. - 07/09/2005 - Bro Goodwrench
"Holy Shit. I feel a little unconscious, right about now!" - 05/08/2005 - anon
The colon cleanse proved that Elder Marksman really DID have shite-for-brains. - 04/29/2005 - from Uziyahu from Uziyahu
Maybe that colon cleanse wasn't such a good idea, Elder Green. - 04/29/2005 - from Uziyahu
After forgetting all seven aniversaries, his wives put supper glue on the toilet seat and screamed for help after he sat down. - 04/05/2005 - anon
When they told him to place a BOM every where he went he took it literally. - 03/25/2005 - from Peter Doubt
Oh, I'm sorry. When we put the camera in the toilet so that we could surveil your every action, we lost the nuts and couldn't reattach it to the wall. SO SORRY!! - 03/14/2005 - anon
With his manhood firmly stuck in the toilet, Elder Johnson learns a painful lesson that it is not always a good thing to be so well endowed.
This image was used to warn young missionaries about how God will smite all Elders who continue to play with their factories while on a mission.
"Good Night Elder that is some mighty powerful explosive diarrhea! You better lay off Sister Ramirez's frijoles and rice!"
Elder Randal realizes that his firecrackers in the toliet gag has gone horribly awry.
Alright, who put superglue on the toilet seat? - 01/17/2005 - anon
How firm was Elder Cannon's foundation? - 01/14/2005 - Sister Meta Musil