by Ghoulslime
Joseph Smith claims an angel named Moroni visted him at night. One wonders what noctural activities this adult angel instigated with the teen-age Joseph Smith?
Would modern parents would be concerned about an adult male secretly visiting their teen-age boy in his bedroom at night? Mormons believe what happened was "sacred, not secret."
Mormons totally ignore the female sex drive. Church leaders preach the evils of masturbation to the LDS boys, but never mention the subject with the girls.
Male church leaders decide if men can take more than one wife without considering what the females prefer. In Mormondum, men are the stallions and women are the mares.
Mormons believe that actual intercourse between Elohim (God the Father as a resurrected perfect celestial body) and Mary. So far the LDS prophets are mum on whether: Mary had multiple orgasms, needed oral sex to warm up, the missionary or doggy position was used, if she went down on Elohim to warm him up, if she got or recieved herpes, if Elohim "got off" on the incestuous affair with his own daughter.
So what of Jesus' own sex drive. To whom did his "love and affection" extend to?
Many believe the Relief Society sisters to be too "uptight" and can use some relief of their own.
