" If I had that many wives I'd have a perpetual smile too." - Dave the Atheist
"Well the latter day saints ain't run out on me neither. So how can Joseph claim to have done more
than any other man when he couldn't even
wiggle his ears praytell?" - Shummy
Do you think that's how Brigham pulled it off in his accession speech? - Posted by: East Coast Exmo
"Brethren and sisters, I have in my hand the exact copy of the face Joseph used at the jail in Carthage,
with the leaf turned down still." - generationofvipers
"Holy shit! This is where that fucker left his Jupiter Talisman!" - byuboner
The Mask: Joe is transformed into a manic super-hero when he wears a mysterious mask.
[Thugs shoot at the Mask]
The Mask: Did you miss me?
[Takes a drink, and the liquid pours out through holes in his body]
The Mask: I GUESS NOT!
Spoof on the movie "The Mask" Stars: Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert - druid
Why do you all keep calling me two faced? - MJ
This proves that there MUST have been an angel with a sword. How else could someone who
looked like this get in the pants of 40 women? - nonamekid
"Praise to the man who copulated with juveniles." - jpt
"Thus saith the Lord, 'Ok, fine, Joe was a witchy horndog but he invented the Selfie! See?!'" - mootman
If this doesn't fit, you must've quit. - donbagley
Behold I hold in my hand the perfect cookie-cutter for making monster faced Halloween treats. - Shummy
The bidding will start at $50,000 brothers and sisters. Remember this is tithing deductible.
We still have lots of goodies left in our vault-clearance sale, so don't
fret if you don't get it. - exmorphmon
"Alas, poor Joseph, I knew him well." - reuben
"The only man that's had more widows than me" - sherlock
"The mask is made of bullshit. Just like the rest of mormonism." - dk
