Additional Captions from Recovery from Mormonism Bulletin Board

Je pense, donc je pars (I think therefore I leave)

"How do I get back to Paris?" - by axeldc

Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit. - by scooter

Look at what I pulled out of my a$$! And people worship this sh!t? - by icanseethelight

Didn't you get the memo Moroni? The thinking has been done! - by blueorchid

The real Mormon Moment was when Moroni learned that he should not have swallowed his bubble gum. - spaghetti oh

Damn that spicy Curelom stew....gives me the runs every time....I'm switching to horse meat. - by Jonny the Smoke

The Truth, the only cure for Mormoni impotence. A full dose of The Truth will get you trumpeting a new and better tune soon! -

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Apple and LDS "correlate on the new iMoron

It is a Liahona, Quad, Temple Prayer-box-o-names, oil container and BSA pocket knife all rolled into one big sphere.

Order yours today.

Forget Moroni's promise, let's see his penis.

The naked Mormon can't trumpet truth.

I think therefore I am not the blarer of truth I thought.

Sure is a long time to wait for an initiatory ordinance!

This is not the droid you are looking for...

I saw I was naked so I thought for myself.

"Thank God the Mormon Moment is over. My feet are killing me!"

Could someone please turn the power of the Holy Ghost back on?

Waiting for it has caused me to shed my robe of the Holy Priesthood and start thinking this is bullshit again.

"And when ye shall receive these things, I would exhort you that ye would ask God, the Eternal Father, in the name of Christ, if these things are not true; and if ye shall ask with a sincere heart, with real intent, having faith in Christ, he will manifest the truth of it unto you, by the power of the Holy Ghost." (Moroni 10:4) by Elder Berry

Moroni lays an egg.

If it is not right, a stupor of thought will come over you.

I thought I buried them in North America!

I'm being replaced by a White Salamander?

Identity Crisis... Nephi? or Moroni?

Thinking..The first step to apostasy.

"Pondering the Polyandry Puzzle" by jebus

"Latter-Day Shmatter day... it's COLD up here!"

"Hey, they were right... not thinking BLOWS." (Little trumpet humor there)

"Does anyone have a Ricola?" - by The StalkerDogª

"The Bishop told me my testicles would become enlarged if I masturbated but . . ." - Jerry the Aspousetate

"What a huge pile of @#$%&. I hope this roll of toilet paper lasts through the whole ordeal." His trumpet looks like a roll of TP sorta in that image. by dogblogger

If only they would let me think, I know I could figure this out. - by MJ

"You know what would be really cool? A laser gun attached to this trumpet." - by just a thought

In a very rare moment, a Mormon stopped tooting his Golden Plated Mormon horn to actually think! (He soon was an ex-Mormon ...) - by Puli

Even Moroni can't figure out who the Lamanites are. - Other Than

I wonder why this plunger won't unstop the toilets. by Lost

Computers are ruining my trumpet blowing gig. by Joan

"Crap. All that trouble. Thousands of miles. ... and then he just uses a rock in a hat!" - by ZIP

Damn! Mrs. Moroni took my pants.

Why do I have to be the lookout for kissing homosexuals on the walkway? - by sonoma

"Who knew that this gig of being Joseph Smith's halljucination would last so long. I told them I was afraid of heights from the get-go. This really sucks!" - by enoughenoch19

"Just blow your way to the top, they said." - by Don Bagley

Oh my fair ones, they had it all, polygamy, Danites, Suicide oaths, segregation from blacks and they threw it away. Pussies. - by upsidedown