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Monson: By the power of the Holy Pinoccio Priesthood I annoint thee president, king and high priest of the United States of Mormonville.

Romney: Oh God, hear the words of my mouth. I am special. I am pre-ordained to this high office. I am the chosen one mighty and strong! If you don't believe me, just check out my patriarchal blessing.