Celestial Slamtoons updated 12/29/2008

Mormon sea food.

General Conference unplugged better.

Jesus bitches vs fishes.

Lamanite Jews funny.

Jesus tells kids how dumb parebts.

Mormon missionary practices irritating approach.

Jesus staff beating.

Mormon trouble maker in Gospel Doctrine.

Mormons raid Jewish nursing home for converts.

Warning: Turnaround, Mormons ahead.

Mormon guilt machine.

Mormons invading new neighbors.

Jesus wearing a snuggie.

Jesus models another snuggie.

Comment Section

Dear sir or ma'am,

I'm really perturbed about this website, it is an outrage. I really hope you know what you're doing, if you don't you can seek guidance from a Bishop or Stake President in your area. If you don't take down this site, you will have unending eternal condemnation heading your way. This is a disgrace--and blasphemous. I will certainly be blocking this website using my browser controls, as it would be a nightmare for my wife and children to come across what I'd consider to be right up there with pornography.

If you have misgivings with the Church, you can address those in a different manner--not in this forum. If you've been offended by somebody, seek there apology and move on. Don't allow such petty events to ruin your life and the life to come. - 12/25/2008 - Todd Pearson

Dear Todd,

"If you don't take down this site, you will have unending eternal condemnation heading your way."

Our Creator gave us the gift of intelligence, Todd; don't squander yours on a pseudo-church founded by a vulgar, unemployed weasel who loved to "lay hands" on other people's wives and daughters.

Get help Todd, your syndrome can be cured. - 12/26/2008 - Concerned for Todd

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