Benedict: With this cap and apron I look more like a cook, a servant. Tom, with this sort of dress you cannot command respect from a 10 figure congregation like the Catholics! At the most an 8 figure, like the Mormons.
Monson: You are right Ben, I feel I have much more gravitas with this elegant and precious stola. But ar'nt you supposed to be the "servant of the servants of God"? Can you use this stola as a broom? - 12/05/2008 - anon
Benedict: Those of you considering conversion to Mormonism, consider the crazy outfit you will be forced to wear to worship their god!
Monson: I call on all Mormons who were once Catholic to flee Mormonism as I have and return to the faith of your youth! - 08/05/2005 - anon
Benedict: This is sooo humiliating!
Monson: Shut up Bene! I am waving to the masses here. - 07/10/2005 - anon
Benedict: So is this how you make the sign?
Monson: Kind of, but the real signs come from the Masons. - 06/182005 - anon
Benedict: Dear Lord the Mormons have no sense of fashion!
Monson: I never realized how good it feels to wear a dress! Oh no, does this mean I am a transvestite? Will I have to confess this to Gordon? I hope Boyd doesn't find out about this! - 05/22/2005 - anon
Benedict: Remember Tom, I get my ring back when this is over!
Monson: Not my precioussss! - 05/10/2005 - anon
Monson: Rats, nuts, and crap, Ratzinger--this garb of yours is giving me jock itch.
Benedict aka Ratzinger: Can I serve green Jell-O with this apron on, Tommy-boy? - 05/08/2005 - anon
Benedict: So Tom when are we going to make the donuts? Why am I wearing fake tobacco leaves around my waist?
Monson: Now is the great day of my power. I reign from the rivers to the ends of the earth. There is none who dares to molest, or make afraid! - 05/01/2005 - anon
Benedict: I'll show you my holy robes if you'll show me yours.
Monson: Okay, Benny, but you go first.
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