Monson: "Twas on the good ship Venus, by Christ you should've seen us..." - 03/25/2009 - esias
Hinckley: " Good God, man, we never mention the Lamanites any longer!" - 03/25/2009 - esias
Hinckley: Tommy, you stink of Pepsi! - 01/12/2009 - by esias
Aye Yi Yi- Your Mother eats batshit off cavewalls! So sing me another verse worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my WILLIE!
Aye Yi Yi- Your sister's in love with a carrot! So...sing me another verse worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my WILLIE!
Aye Yi Yi.... - 12/13/2008 - anon
Monson: I am a child of God......
Gordon: You suck at singing. You're making God go deaf. Shut up because then He can't listen to people complain. - 02/16/2008 - YeahYeah
"Meet the New Boss. Same as the Old Boss. They'll All Be Fooled Again" - 04/11/2006 - NumLock
Monson: Brothers and Sisters, I have a confession. The church is bullshit. There is no truth to it. It was all a scam to make Joseph rich. Please go home and find another false god to worship. There I've said it! I feel so much better now.
Hinckley: Tom! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! What will happen to all my beautiful temples and my shopping mall?????? - 04/11/2006 - Helemon
I know Thommy! The laurels today are friggin hot! - 04/11/2006 - anon
"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer..." - 04/06/2006 - Sing Out
"Oh, it's just conference; I thought I'd died and gone to hell." - 04/05/2006 - Baura
"Tommy, is that your hand, or did I just sit on a microphone?" - 04/05/2006 - Jonny the Smoke
Must be my new Jedi powers, but you sound like a moose in heat, and how the hell did you get so tall? - 04/05/2006 - Sunflower
Good God, Gordy! Stop eating at Seņor Pepe's! - 04/05/2006 - winecountrygirl
"Thommy WHERE AM I?" - 04/05/2006 - Polygamy Porter
Hinckley: Your wife's cooking FUNERAL POTATOES ??!!! - 04/05/2006 - Sheesh
What do you mean by "Don't plan on speaking in October"? - 04/05/2006 - substrate
"2 hours is too long! I just filled my Depends!" - 04/05/2006 - Cats
Monson: And I remember when I was very small, my aunt Cleone saying to me, "Tommy, someday you'll grow up to be a fine man just like..."
Gordo: I command you in the name of Jesus Christ to shut the fuck up with that inane bullshit, Monson. Your talk is over and you don't need to be rehearsing anymore you senile old bastard. You're reminding me more every day of that disgraceful prick of a con man Dunn. Good God, how are these poor dumb bastards gonna keep this scam going after I'm gone. Oh well, not my problem!! - Au*'ingnon
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