Let's go to the beach! I think these magical undies will keep us from getting sunburned! - 12/13/2008 - Pamela Anderson
Sheri: Don't you think that built-in boner pouch is a little big on you? - 12/13/2008 - fomo-momo
true you will be judged...so here we go...I'm gonna give you a 8.5...just because of your obvious knowledge of both the ritual and the total insight to the buttons that can be pushed to get response...and of course your clever wit. - 02/23/2007 - barefootfriar
I told you we should have used Bounce instead of Cling-Free! - 02/22/2007 - rayman
You silly people! Can't you realize that 'it' looks much bigger inside Boyd's G's??? Don't you fool yourselves! We've got fire burning under them! - 02/21/2007 - Joe Smith
My your garments sure are see through... - 02/20/2007 - Anon Mormon Alcoholic
Packer: "Sherri, how can I DEW you through the veil if you aren't wearing the one piece?"
Dew: "Sorry they are at the cleaners, had a bitch of shit stain on the flaps.."
Packer: "That way you can receive my penishood signs and tokens(albeit small) 'through the veil'.." - 02/19/207 - Skidmarks in my garmies
Sherri, have you been ratting and teasing your hair? - 02/18/2007 - Garment Wedgie
Can you guess which one's the male and which one's the female? - 05/07/2006 - Seneca
Sheri: You see sisters, when we are protected by the holy garments all sexual temptation is removed from our minds.
Boyd: That's right Sheri. My little factory just went on strike at the sight of you in your G's. - 11/25/2005 - anon
Sheri: Listen Boyd, it was your idea to include a lingerie section in next month's Desert Book Catalogue, so wipe that smirk off your face and get your little factory under control so we can finish this photo shoot.
Sheri: Holy Frick Brother Packer, that is a little factory.
Sheri: Hey Brother Packer, that looks just like a penis, only smaller.
Sheri: Do you like my Fanny Alger cameo choker? I borrowed it from the church vault along with Laban's sword and the Urim and Thumim.
Sheri: Okay Boyd, wipe that smirk off your face. You won the bet; you outlived Gordo and Tom. Now get that little factory fired up so we can get this over with.
Sheri: This is exactly why I never got married. We look frickin' ridiculous.
Boyd and Sheri demonstrate the secret behind Mormon fidelity (and abstinence).
Boyd and Sheri demonstrate argument against temple marriage.
Secret? Sacred? Silly.
Sheri: Listen Boyd, it was your idea to include a lingerie section in next month?s Desert Book Catalogue, so wipe that smirk off your face and get your little factory under control so we can finish this photo shoot. - 11/17/2005 - Steve Adams
Pecker: (Thinks) Dyke...
Drew: (Thinks) Fag... - 11/17/2005 - Connell the Barbarian
This is absolutely vulgar and extremely innapropriate I cannot believe someone would make a web site with these pictures and commentary. Shame on you! For you will be judged of this act! - 01/15/2007 - anon
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