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Two days after returning home from his mission, Elder "Come" breaks the toilet while masturbating, passes out and dreams.......Ah, yes, yes, yes, my first orgasm in 2 years. - 08/05/2005 - from Phil

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Believing that he should consult the spirit in all things, LaVron learns the hard way that the Spirit doesn't know crap about plumbing repairs. - 07/09/2005 - Bro Goodwrench

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"Holy Shit. I feel a little unconscious, right about now!" - 05/08/2005 - anon

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The colon cleanse proved that Elder Marksman really DID have shite-for-brains. - 04/29/2005 - from Uziyahu from Uziyahu

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Maybe that colon cleanse wasn't such a good idea, Elder Green. - 04/29/2005 - from Uziyahu

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After forgetting all seven aniversaries, his wives put supper glue on the toilet seat and screamed for help after he sat down. - 04/05/2005 - anon

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When they told him to place a BOM every where he went he took it literally. - 03/25/2005 - from Peter Doubt

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Oh, I'm sorry. When we put the camera in the toilet so that we could surveil your every action, we lost the nuts and couldn't reattach it to the wall. SO SORRY!! - 03/14/2005 - anon

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With his manhood firmly stuck in the toilet, Elder Johnson learns a painful lesson that it is not always a good thing to be so well endowed.

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This image was used to warn young missionaries about how God will smite all Elders who continue to play with their factories while on a mission.

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"Good Night Elder that is some mighty powerful explosive diarrhea! You better lay off Sister Ramirez's frijoles and rice!"

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Elder Randal realizes that his firecrackers in the toliet gag has gone horribly awry.

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Alright, who put superglue on the toilet seat? - 01/17/2005 - anon

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How firm was Elder Cannon's foundation? - 01/14/2005 - Sister Meta Musil

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