Whether you are from the two year supply, one year supply or 72 hour emergency kit generation,please submit a list of you most essential items in the box below. Please check for items already listed on this page because only new or unique items will be posted.
50 pounds of catnip for cat (must have entertainment)! - 07/07/2006 - anon
Sex in the City DVDS
Queer as Fold DVD's
cases of cigarettes
lube
condoms
go go dancers - 04/29/2005 - anon
4 or five hot chicks (gotta "repopulate")
My Trusty Colt 45 and ammo (to rob faithful Mormons)
My Paramedic Aid Bag
All my military gear (I am in the Army)
Prozac
Vodka (Stoly)
Tequila (Cuervo)
Rum (Captain Morgan)
Whiskey (Glenlivet) - 09/19/2004 - from CombatMedic
I saw it in Somalia . I saw what no doubt were once decent people fight over food and eat dry flour right out of the bag . Im not gonna slam Mormons for keeping food . I use thier websites to prepare my own storage. Thats how I bumped into this pile of crap. There are no vast goverment warehouses of food in the event of famine in this country. That gain in the silos is owned by farmers in co-ops that have been waiting a long time to get chance to stick it to the consumers that have regulated the price for so long. I imagine those old folks in the soup lines in the 30's never imagined they would ever be hungry or have to ask for food. You would do well to keep your food if but for nothing other than peace of mind - 08/29/2004 - anon
We only keep a 72 hour supply, however recently our home and neighborhood was evacuated for fires, many of our neighbors lost their homes. We lived in our car for seven days in an area surrounded by fire with our 8 month old daughter. It was the fact that I left the food storage case in the front closet next to the diaper bag that made it accessible and made us not only able to help ourselves, but to help neighbors and some of their pets...it isn't that bad of an idea! - 07/11/2004 - from Kotinca
Well I guess I have to have a gun to fit in, and to fend off my food supply from mormons who run out of food. Lots of T.P.
And I guess I'll have to loot the local library for enough decent books to read! - 03/03/2004 - anon
Back in 2002 my dear husband and I vowed to finally get our Year's Supply of food just as the inspired "profits" commanded us to do. We were ever so faithful and spent thousands of dollars and many hours at the cannery to finally achieve our goal.
GAG!
Now that we are exmos with food storage rotting in closets, under beds, and on 3 sets of shelves in our office, we decided to sell off a bunch of it and recoup some of the money. So much of this stuff we will NEVER eat and we felt a whole year's worth of food was a bit "over the top". Besides, seeing it in front of my face everyday made me feel a lot of anger and resentment at the Church and I would love to have some of the money and space back.
So we sent out an email to friends and family telling them that we were selling some food storage at a discount price. My brother immediately thought we must be having financial difficulty if we were selling our food storage (of course as apostates our lives must be falling apart). I laughed and replied that, no, we are doing just great in the finance dept., but we just wanted to unload some of this stuff.
Then a friend asked why we were selling it and I told her that we just want to keep a 3 month supply etc. and she asked "But what about the Second Coming?..." LOL! She knows we don't believe the Church's bullshit anymore....why would she ask such a stupid question?
5 cases of Cheetos(tm), assortment of crunchy and puffed. Stationery to write my manefesto: "Missouri for the Saints, Death to the Unbelievers!" - 02/01/2004 - from safah_kassam@maktoob.com
BIBLE(GOING TO NEED TO KEEP THE FAITH)
2 year supply of food for family(need to eat to live)
2 year supply of water(need water to live)
guns & ammo(not the 22 or shotgun either) more like AR15 223,FN-FAL 308, CETME 308, a good high power rifle for long range.
3 10MM hand guns (Going to need all this to keep idiots like you from taking my
stuff. I will take your stuff instead!)
Oh and 2 combat shotguns that hold 8 rounds. plus 5000
rnds per rifle and 2000 per pistol.
medican, clothing, ham radio (to keep in contact with family and friends)
spare recharable batteries(so i can reuse battries up to a 1000 times.)
Oh and also gold and silver (cause that will be the real only sorce of money along with fuel, medican, tobacco, beer, wine, ect.)
other mthan many other things i hope that you all have a nice dooms day. - 01/17/2004 - Bo Gritz
Editor's Note: May we suggest you include a spelling tutorial in lieu of all the guns and ammunition. If bullets were brains, you'd be using a pop gun.
The Four Quartets
The Brandenberg Concertos
Meditation bells - 10/11/2003 - anon
wrist Rocket sling-shot
nylon kite
really good pocket-knife
canteen
fire-starting gear
a pipe
a few ton of tobacco seeds [shit, if civilization comes to an end I plan
to un-quit smoking] - 08/22/2003 - from stormwoman
All My Sex Toys (Dildo's, Hand Cuffs, Gags...)
300 Gallons Of KY
Gay Pride Flag
Gun & Ammo (To Rob Other Mormons Of Food) - 08/10/2003 - from jg.gagnon
05/18/2003 - anon
My mom told me I should have a year's supply of food just in case. I told
her I didn't need to. She said what if there is a famine or something? I
told her I get a gun and go rob a Mormom of all their food!
06/22/2002 - fiskadoro
a good supply of lithium
guitar strings
ben and jerry's ice cream
12 dozen kegs of Guinness,
wait better make that 20
blow up doll if there are no women left,or
after they scorned and mocked me to utter humiliation
the novel fiskadoro
welbutrin
about 100 cartons of Camel cigarettes
Krispy Kream doughnuts,lots and lots of them
03/13/2002 - from enigmatic74
My
Silver Bullet
Batteries
Fluffy white robe
2 year script for
Ortho-trycyclene
5 gallons SPF 30 Sunscreen
3 of my favourite
hairbrushes
20 bottles of my favourite shampoo
3 bottles of Tuscany
perfume
TV/VCR
The entire video collection of Sex and The City
Dogma
and Orgazmo, naturally!
All my cute clothes, jewelry and shoes
5 bottles
each of Sabra and Bushmills
My stereo and all my CD's
08/11/2001 - from ZymurgyMan
240 Lbs. malted barley,
6 lbs frozen Hops pellets (assorted varieties)
240 Gal. Olympus Srings water
24 packets dried (Pal Lay) Ale yeast
1200 bottle caps
Everyone will need a good HomeBrew if tragedy strikes!
08/11/2001 - anon Just following in the footsteps of the Mormon pioneerzzzz, according to journal entries.
50 LBS Coffee (Humm?)
25 LBS Tobacco (obviously for healing all the bruised cattle?)
2-25 Gal. Barrels of fine whiskey (washing down the bodies, bribing Brigham, and other medicinal remedies?)
1-50 Gal. Barrel of pure wine (Sacramental, weddings and other celebrations)
10/17/2000 - from utah with love
well my 12 wives of course. the bongage gear and lots of candles. and a 55 gal. drum of that body lotion that all the strippers wear. i think thats what kolob smells like. pretty cool huh. remember
payback is the thrill of the hunt
10/04/2000 - anon
Vicodin
Tylenol # 3
Soma
coffee
White Zinfandel
more Vicodin
09/28/2000 - anon
my DVD collection
my Doctor Who Videos and Books
my CD Soundtrack Collection
computer to get this site
TV, VCR
all my favorite candy
and all my gay porn disks I downloaded all the internet!!
08/23/2000 - anon
vibrator
MAD magazine
six cases of Pay Lay Ale
centerfold of the General Authorities
Green Jello spiked with Jack Daniels
03/30/2000- anon
* condoms
* A 10 year supply of Guns and Ammo
* My local Stake directory
* His and Hers 2 year supply of Prozac
03/22/2000 - Lady DB
* 2 year supply of makeup (maybe 10 years!)
* Lots of panty hose
* 50 boxes of my favorite hair coloring
* Lots of razors for shaving
* My favorite CD's and albums
* comic book collection
* Several cases of Drambuie
* About 90 gallons of vodka
* Club soda and OJ for the vodka
* ice cubes
* swizzle sticks
* cool clothes and shoes
* several pairs of sunglasses
* suntan lotion
* email addresses of exmo contacts
* lots of batteries for all battery operated tools
Just in case any of you come back to check later postings! You might want to be careful b/c Mormons have guns too! - 04/08/2008 - Jamie
14 cases of "Dinky Dog" dog food
1 sawed off shotgun
4 crumbly old 12 gauge shells
1 AMC V8 bitchin' ride, w/extra gas tank
1 Blue Heeler dog
1 Bad Attitude accompanied by quirky accent thats aproximately
Australian - 04/08/2008 - Marmot
It takes little in the way of brains to be rude and put down others for their beliefs. I'm not Mormon, never have been, however a little caution in case of danger never hurt anyone. The fact that you need to vent, and apparentely maintain, your anger in this way shows that you have serious issues aside from religious preference. Immaturity appears to be one of them.
When you come to rob the "good" mormons of their food you should bring enough ammo to deal with the non-mormons who are already there and willing to blow your brains out. Maybe having your own supply would be more intelligent. - 07/29/2005 - anon
For all you people thinking you'll just rob your Mormon neighbors of their food supplies if things ever get that bad, just realize that we (Mormons) know you've got that in mind. Any man or woman that threatens my or my fellow Mormons' survival will die. Our kind have proved our ability to defend ourselves and to survive in the worst of circumstances. While the idiots of the world are running around unorganized, starving and thirsting to death, the Mormons will be encamped securely and well-supplied, more than able to fend off your petty attacks. If the Prophet said today, "Gather your families and supplies," there would instantly be an army of millions of Mormons banded together, ready to do whatever is necessary. - 01/14/2007 - Nate H.
HA HA HA You are all so funny. To those that think all you need is a gun cause you will steal the Mormon's Food Think Again cause as part of our supplies we mormons will also have guns to protect our food !!!!!! so just try - 11/29/2007 - fitzy
To all non-Mormans that think that you can walk into a communtity and steal by force the things that we have prepared for our familys, is what I like to call target practice. We mormans are not just prepared with food and supplys, we are prepared to deal with low life pigs that try to steal. I will shoot and I rarely miss.
Hope to see you punks in my sights, peace. - 11/28/2007 - Morman that wil shoot
I bet those people in Tennessee wish they had their 2 year supply of water about now 11/01/07!! - anon
Let's not forget that part of many Mormons food storage is guns and ammo, if you think it'll be easy to take think again, they will band together and have no problems killing you to protect the food they maintained so well for so long. Many would die before letting it get stolen, your out of luck if you think you'll be able to just come in and take it. - 07/22/2007 - armed and fed
They tell me I must be unique. My Armageddon checklist includes:
Johnny Depp - I assume those sun spots are finally going to come after us and I'll need a lotion boy for all the sunscreen.
Hugh Jackman - to sing songs of hope and inspiration; at night it may get cold, and as I assume all the cotton will be burning from those sunspots, I'll need a human blanket.
Colin Firth - to preserve the beauty of the English language. And humanity. Pee Wee Herman - for someone to take out my frustration with (Jackman will be carrying my Uzi)
Patrick Dempsey - my OB/GYN. He does mammos without the squeezing machine. However, there is squeezing.
My entire collection of Shakespeare - even in the grips of hell, we must remain civilized.
Grey's Anatomy - to canoodle to.
Sam's Club - They carry my Bob's
Heath Ledger - I plan to show him all the destruction of hell and fire from the dang brimstones to induce him to kick the habit. That stuff will mess you up! (Then he can be my co-lotion boy). My boy Pat will help with the withdrawal.
Anderson Cooper - We'll need a hot news boy to tell us what Satan's next move is.
Colin Powell - Good luck strategizing against me, suckers!
My bible - They said I have to.
My husband - He can engineer amusement anywhere. - 05/16/2007 - Homeboy Bob
For those of you who are knocking a food storage program, apparently didnt watch tv about the after math of Katrina. When the man stood on tv screamin "wheres FEMA? Im hungry" After reading about the mormon food storage program I have found that this program is not for the second coming it is designed to make one self sufficient and self reliant in times of need. Myself and my family are prepared for the next storm. Yes we live in Florida. For the rest of you, Ill see you on tv SCREAMING WHERES FEMA IM HUNGRY. - 05/10/2007 - Florida resident
What's up with the Mormon bashing? If you don't like what they teach then don't do it. I personal believe in a year's supply of food, my family has used it in times of unemployment and have even helped other people with our food storage. The Mormons don't believe in having guns and ammo for shooting people to save your supplies. I have guns I use for hunting and sport shooting. Get a grip folks - 04/15/2007 - Farron
Mormons need to remember one major thing about their food supplies. If it comes to such conditions where those supplies are truly needed then they will be the first on the list of people to be killed and robbed by bandits, or they will have their supplies "requisitioned" by the army.
Do they really think that having those supplies of food is a good thing for them? - 12/14/2006 - PNM
From what I've seen here, most of the gay guys will be the first to go. All that lube and no food? Guns and ammo, eh? I doubt most of you city types know which end the round comes out. Easy pickings, but considering you have nothing of value, you'd be a waste of MY ammo.
I'm not a Mormon either, but we have hurricanes, tornados, and lots of Muslims on the Gulf coast. I'm going to be prepared for any of them. - 12/12/2006 - Mr. Anon
One dildo/vibrator for each of the wives
16 bottles of hot sauce
3 bottles of douche
several golden shower videos as well as plenty of pairs of panties
2 bottles of lube-preferably strawberry flavored
1 bag of blueberry jelly bellys - 12/01/2006 - anon
I grew up in Idaho, and had many Mormon friends. I know WAY more about the religion then a "Gentile" should. Their 1 year food supply plan always made me laugh. (" Is a case of green beans from the Jolly Green Giant going to save you from Armegeddon?")
Now, years later, I actually DO practice emergency preparedness...of course, not on that level, and no WAY could I stock a year of food, let alone grind my own wheat!! (I'm no Mormon Martha Stewart)
Even though I thought I would never say this, I do agree with the LDS on one thing: it doesn't hurt to be prepared. Of course, their still crazy as bed bugs... - 08/06/2006 - Boudica
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