10.) "Some Friends of Mammon They Were: How Not Even Paying Millions To A New York Public Relations Firms Could Help Sell Our Fraudulent Cult"

9.) "Backbone, Conscience, and Other Over-rated Things"

8.) "The Creator of the Universe Has Told Me How Many Earrings You Should Wear"

7.) "The Art of Public Lying: A Primer"

6.) "For and In Behalf of Niccolo Machiavelli: How I Survived 75 Years In Mormon Bureaucracy and Leadership and Came Out on Top"

5.) "The Idiot's Guide to Isolating and Neutralizing Packer"

4.) "How I Singlehandedly Destroyed the Momentum We Had Under Benson and Helped Start Mormonism On The Long Slide To Regional Rump-Sect-dom"

3.) "Serial Killers I Have Known (and Done Business With)"

2.) "A Visual Guide to All the Multi-Million Dollar Monuments I've Built to Myself Over the Past Decade While Many Of Our Members Are Going To Bed Hungry"

1.) "Depends On What We Mean By 'True'"

"Way to Be a Wrinkly Old Bastard!" - munchybotaz

"Little Fleck of History" - Stray Mutt

"The Idiot's Guide to Being Prophet" - T-bone

"The Man with No Earrings - a Sad Christmas Story" - Fallible

"Doing the Dew: A Prophet's Guide to Overcoming Impotence" - KimberlyAnn

"The Lord Needed A Prophet, But HE Got Me Instead" - Primus

"How to lie and cheat your way to being perceived as being worthy and able to receiving revelations from God" - Cats

"My climb up the Mormon Corporation's ladder" - Cats

"King Mall Rat" - Skunk Puppet

10. Life Is Like A Couplet.

9. I Don't Know That We Teach That.

8. How I Brown-nosed My Way To The Top.

7. How To Lose Members And Influence No One.

6. Spending 8 Million Dollars of Tithing a Day Made Easy.

5. Hiding Income From The IRS--A Guide To Non-profit Organizations On How To Do It.

4. Sunday Mornings With Gordy-My Most Memorable Talks With Joseph - I Mean Jesus!

3. Frauds and Forgeries--How To Detect Them From An Expert.

2. You Too Can Run A Large Corporation---A Beginner's Guide To Leading A Cult

1. Preparing For Immortality AND ETERNAL LIFE-How To Get Your Name On As Many Things As Possible before you're dead.

Contemporary Evidence for the First Vision

The Joy of Sex, by Boyd K. Packer

Accepting Your Gay Child, by Spencer W. Kimball

Fundamentals of Science, by Joseph Fielding Smith

Promoting Racial Harmony, by Brigham Young

True Stories from the Life of Paul Dunn

The Questioning Mind, by Thomas Monson

What I Don't Know, by Bruce R. McConkie

Hot Monogamy, by Joseph Smith

Straight Answers from President Hinckley

Dabbling in the Flesh Trade or How I Pimped My Daughter by Heber C. Kimball - by nomorelies

The Passion Party Planner - By Sheri Dew - by dick

The Wit and Wisdom of Karl Marx - by Ezra Taft Benson - by ETB

The Miracle Diet by Thomas Monson - by Skeptical

DNA Proof of the Book of Mormon by Daniel Peterson - by nomorelies

Short Sensible Sermons, Second Scroll by Neal A Maxwell

The Osmonds' Contributions to Pop Music - by Madonna - by Randy J.

An Ancient American Setting for Krispy Kreme Donuts: Glazed or Sprinkled? - by Daniel C. Peterson, with a forward by Thomas S. Monson

Where your tithing money goes - by Bishop Burton - by Cats

Men who know my history - by Joseph Smith by hank

The Sensitive Man's Guide to Romance - by Brigham Young - by Jack

The Warm Sensitivity of Steve Benson (A Blank Book for Scribblers) - by American Atheists Publishing House

Short Posts: In 10,000 Words or Less - by Bob McCue

Catholic Truths - by Bruce R. McConkie.

Logic" - by Martin Harris - by hank

Fair Play at LDS Pinewood Derbys by Bishop Wilford Harker

Apologetics Without Condescension by DCP and Juliann - by Mister Scratch

Brokeback Mountain - The Sequel by Boyd "Bottomguy" Packer

Family Value's - In-Room Movie Guide by J.W. Marriott, Jr

Where I'd Be if My Name Were Schwartz - by Joseph Fielding McConkie

How the truest church is like a stone rolling over the earth by Vaughn J. Featherstone - by Cats

All the Latter-day Saint Truth at Wikipedia - by Visorstuff

Stand For Something by Gordon B. Hinckley - by wcg

The doctrine behind polygamy - by ANY GA - by Cats

Traditional Folk Music for Sacrament Meeting - by Janice Kapp Perry by Deenie, the dreaded single adult

The Power of Discernment by Mark Hofmann - by NumLock

Mick Jagger's Conversion Story by Elder Gene R. Cook

Women's Rights by Heber C. Kimball

How to Increase Factory Production by Boyd K. Packer

A Coffeetable picture book (no pun intended) Swords, Breastplates, and Helmets: Pictures of Actual Weapons of War Hill from Cumorah Ancient History Museum - by Bonnie

The Virtue of the Unpaid Ministry; or Why Clergy Should Avoid the Evils of Commerce and Finance by Joseph F. Smith (Have you ever seen this guy's congressional testimony? Amazing. He was chairman of the board or owner of a huge number of corporate entities.)

Global Economics by James E. Faust

Extra Innings, True Baseball Stories by Paul H. Dunn

Yes, We Teach That by Gordon B. Hinckley - by Protestant Daughter

Modern Apostle Personal Priesthood Interviews with Jesus Christ by General Authority Ghost Writers, Inc.

Boyd K Packer Fan Club - 30 Years and Still Only One Member, Me - by Boyd K Packer

Mormon Doctrine for the New Millennium - Bruce R McConkie, Jr.

Holocaust Victim Conversion Stories From Behind the Mormon Temple Veil - by Mordecai Moriancomr

Living Without Guilt and Shame - by substrate

How and why Mormon widowers/divorcees can be Spiritual Polygamists" By the remarrying apostles - by Cats

What the Missionaries Told me about the Curse of Cain - by Glady Knight by dick

How to Comfort a Rape Victim - by Spencer W. Kimball

Darkies are Wonderful People - by Joseph Fielding Smith

Ferrous Metal Content of Ancient Central American Swords - FARMS Publication, no. 88

Let Every Negro Drive a Cadillac if They Could Afford it" by Mark E. Petersen

Mormon Intermarriage - by Mark E. Petersen

Art Appreciation: Rodin Sculpture by Merrill J. Bateman

Encouraging Free Speech on College Campuses by Ernest L. Wilkinson

Tapir riding and other ancient American activities - by Daniel C. Peterson

Forgiven at Last: How I Found Bigfoot by Spencer W Kimball

Keeping the Sabaath Day Holy by Steve Young

Using Your Family Buisiness to Spread the Gospel by Example by the Marriott Family

"How To Find Elohim Using Prayer" by A. Pauling

"How To Profit By Being A Prophet by Rip Offerman

"How To Be A Successful Missionary" by Golden Conn

"How To Get To Heaven" by Celestial Crapo

"How To Prepare Your Children For Baptism" by Yul Shirley Drown

"What To Tell Your Child About St. Nick" by P. Oniki

"Archeological Evidence For The Book of Mormon" by I. Ly

"Polygamy In Early Mormonism" by Joe Fuchs Herem

"Brigham Young's Doctrine Of Blood Atonement" by Les Killam

"Dating Tips For Teenage Mormon Boys" by C. Dick Rize

Receive a 10% Surcharge if you buy all ten! - Junior Manager, Deserted Bookstore - 06/05/2005

Book of Mormon Lands & Other Fictional Places - Magellan - 02/12/2005 - anon

Sequel to "100 Ways to cook Hamburger". Now learn 100 ways to hide your Pepsi or Coke can. Lest the Bishop catch you drinking caffeine. - 12/17/2004 - anon

Walking A Tight Rope; The Fine Art Of Prevarication...By Gordon B. Hinckley

The Life & Times of GBH, One of America's Greatest Character Actors; An autobiography

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Your Little Factory But Were Afraid To Ask...By Boyd K. Packer

Lying As A Way Of Life, Personal Stories of The Quorum Of The 12 Apostles (Also Published as, Would You Do Business With Any One Of These Swindlers?

Joseph! Joseph! Forgive Them For They Know Not What They Do! Personal Stories of Mormons Who Finally Grew A Brain And Left Mormonism

Telling The Truth For Dummies; A Companion Guide For All of The "General Authorities" of The Mormon Church

Researching Testicular Implants For The Lying Quorum Of The 12 Eunuchs

You Can't Handle The Truth!!! A Guide For Ignorant TBM's

How To Discipline & Deal With The "General Authorities" In Your Life Who Are Congenital Liars.

Hook, Line & Sinker; Drinking Kool-Aid The TBM Way - 10/23/2004 - by BeenThereDoneThatExMo

Meditations for Healing Your Inner Bigot by Bernie S. Siegel as demonstrated upon Boyd K Packer

Cannery Row and the Grapes of Wrath - Forced labor at the Bishop's Storehouse by Elder John Steinbeck

The Executioner's Song - Faith promoting musical arrangements for those Blood Atonement services by by Elder Mormon Mailer

The Bonfire of the Vanities - Bosom burning babblings for youth firesides by Elder Tom Wolfe-in-sheep-clothing

Gone with the Wind - How to survive lethal hot air and flatulance during General Conference by Frank Lee Idontgivadam and Elder Dee Pends

Secrets : On the Ethics of Concealment and Revelation by SISSELA BOK (I can't believe this one is for real. Click the link if you don't believe me.) - cricket

Death Where is Thy Sting by The Three Nephites.

War is Hell...The Autobiography of Paul H. Dunn by Earnest L. Eyre

Zions Negroes by Spencer W. Kimball

The Wiggling of Salamanders by Gordon B. Hinckley

Cornered By Inspiration by Mark Hoffman

Temple Building for Dummies by Gordon B. Hinckley

Stud to the Choir by Spence Kinnard - by what

Blacks and the LDS Church, hardback, illustrated, 5 pages long - by tito sanchez

Correction: that title would be The Li(f)e(s) and Times of Gordon B. Hinckley by around

The Creature On The Moon - Brigham Young

How to Corral a Young Heifer - Heber J. Grant

Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money - T.I. Thing

The WorldWide Church - M.O. Corridor

How to Succeed Beyond Your Wildest Dreams - Joseph Smith

Propoganda 101 - F.F. Arms

The Psychology of Fear - Boyd K. Packer by what

How to Dunk Meat Into Milk and Still Want to Swallow It...by T. Monson

My Sister Wife is My Best Friend and My Mom...by Ima Kingston.

Priesthood/Shmriesthood...by Sister D'Orr Matt

I'm Rich, I'm Blessed, You're Not (Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah)...by A. Postle

Joseph Loves Me, Yes He Does...by Fanny Alger

GIVE! Said the Bishop's Scream...by GBH God's Banker Hinkley

How to Spy On Friends and Destroy People...by Boyd K. Packer - by Friend of a Friend

Strategic Charity

How to deal with God's less-chosen without interrupting your cash flow, by Severn T "Ty" Coons by conformist

How to Discipline and Deal with the Q of 12, etcetera - by Hokum Smokum

Bring on the Clowns by Jenny Con France

Tommy's Little Factory, Expose From an Insider - Written under the pseudonym "BKP"

How To Discipline a Quorum by Shane N. Whip

Understanding The Word of Wisdom - Cal S. Terrol

The Miracle of Forgetfulness, A Primer on Dealing With the Common Members - Gordon B. Hinckley

Exponential Church Growth In Japan by Itsa Sakashita

Being A "Servant" of The Lord, The Church in Africa - Instruction Manual for Apostles - by Not Really

Make Cognitive Dissonance Work for YOU! A compilation of essays from FARMS' best scholars. - by Randy J.

Gone with the Wind - How to survive lethal hot air and flatulance during General Conference by Frank Lee Idontgivadam and Elder Dee Pends - by cricket

A book with a longer Title than a text, "How to Resolve Every Problem of Mormonism"...." It's a fraud - by BOE

"Negroes Are Almost People Too, I guess. : A Guide For The Elderly Saint

"Hot Soup Coming Through! : A Teenager's Guide To Guilting Over Nocturnal Emissions"

"The Reality Based Community Is From Mars. The Faith Based Community is From Kolob."

"We're An Empire Now, And When We Act, We Create Our Own Reality. : A Political Mantra Applied To A Good Saint's Life" - by Zardoz

You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog...Emma Smith by Smith Family Reunion

Autobiography of a True And "Most Correct" Prophet , 1990 Edition - Ezra "Daft" Benson with ghostwriter GBH by True Believer

The Law of Consecration, A Covenant For Suckers...by...I.M Pist - by Yup

God Fellas by O.P. Rockwell

Book of Utah Pioneer Surnames by Al Tenuvem

Growing the Church in the African Nations by Wight Andy Lightsome

Effective Courts of Love by U.R. Dunn

Church Handbook of Approved Activities for the Wife of a Missionary - Joseph Smith

Loving the Lamanite Generation - George P. Lee

Damming the Evidentiary Flow by F. Arms

The Dumbing of the Membership by F. Ayre

Being Afraid, Being Very Afraid by Peter Danielson

Useless Busywork by N. Dow Mentz - by Somemore

The United Order: What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine. by Lurker

The God of This World by Beelzebubs Laughter HAHAHAHA

The cruelest one of all... A book whose central thesis has now been totally disprovn by every iota of zoological, geographical, linguistic, geologic, anthropological, archaeological, metallurgical, genetic, botanical, cartographic, and historical evidence (as if inductive reasoning wasn't enough), to the point where it is not possible to imagine ANY book's claims being more discredited, and whose putative "translator" is conceded even by church defenders to be an unreliable source of information about himself (his Clintonian lies about "polygamy", admitted as such by the church, alone are enough to establish this), but which is still being defended by the church he founded as......a literal history book.

No parody will ever match that one. - by Tal Bachman

Your feeble flailing attempts to lessen my power over my minions fall on deaf ears in MY WORLD...HAHAHAHA by Beelzebubs Laughter

Standing in Something

Standing in Something II (It's Getting Deeper)

Standing in Something III (Deeper and Smellier)

And then who could forget "The Miracle of a Guilt Fetish", the definitive work by Spencer W. Kimball?

If you're like me, you also probably relied heavily on Bruce R. McConkie's seminal work "McConkie Doctrine" as a source for filler quotes in countless Sacrament Mtg. talks.

Another fine work by McConkie is "Mormon Doctrine: The Authoritative Guide to Doctrines that May Not Be Doctrinal, Unless They Are, But Do Not Expect Any General Authorities to Commit to Anything." - - by Perry Noid

Elemental Electronics by The Brother of Jared

Lying Liars and How to Believe Them by B.Y. Grad

The Fools Vacuous Storybook by Tommy S. Monson

American Indian Origins by Leigh M. Knight

Eight Years In The Desert by Lee A. Hona

Submarine Construction Techniques by Reeva Lashun

Child Psychology of Blind Obedience - M.O. Parent - by HereYaGo...

Dementia Amongst The Quorum Of The 12; A Case Study

Mommy Why Does Grandpa Lie? You Spank Me When I Lie; A Compendium Of Thoughts And Short Stories From The Children And Grandchildren Of General Authorities

Me, MyZelph And I; Discovering Your Inner Zelph

Dealing With And Disciplining Your 85 Year-Old Child For Lying

Self-Important Senior Citizens Who Should Know Better

If You Don't Have Sex With Me Right Now An Angel Of The Lord Will Kill Me With A Flaming Sword; And Other Original Pick-Up Lines For The Lonely Priesthood Holder - by MeMyZelph&I

200 Weddings and a Disfellowship by Mathias Cowley

Father of the Brides by Heber C. Kimball

Seven Facets of a Highly Defective Religion by Steven Loveydovey

Star Bores- Return to General Conference by Spencer Woolley Yoda

The Book of Mormion by Sir Walter Scotland

What I Admire about Briggie by Bill Clinton

Fanny's Burning Bush by Joe Smith

Farewell to FARMS by Deconstructor - 07/30/2004 - from Activejackmormon

Didn't Hinckley write a book about this? "Standing For Nothing" - 04/17/2004 - BornUnderPunches

No, I'm sure the title of the book was, "Stepping in Something" - JohnnyRansom

I thought it was "Back Away From Everything" - Just A Couplet

Possible Names for James Bond Movies if Ian Fleming was Mormom

Dr. Smith
From Utah With Love
Smithfinger
Pologamy Is Forever
Moronipussy
Thundersmith
Utah Is Not Enough
Die Another Blood Atonement
The Polygamist Who Loved Me
Never Say Never To The "Prophet" Again
The Man With the Golden Glasses
Kolobraker
License To Marry (Again!!)
For The Temple Only
View To A Blood Atonement - 02/01/2004 - from Dave

No One Knows Their Testimony or No Man Knows My Testimony - by Fawn "Burning Bosom" Brodie - 08/20/2003 - from Warm Fuzzy Wuzzy

So You Want to Be a Boy Scout, The True Story of the Hinckley Youth Campaign.- A Hitler

Mormonism, A Pattern for Nazism. - A. Hitler - 07/28/2003 - from dafushpu

1) Deseret Book has a new title:

Harry Prophecy and the Order of the Salamander

2)TV

"I'm A GA. Get Me out of Here!"
"Date My Relief Society President" (please)
"Yu-Joe-Mo" While working on his B.S. degree in "money-digging", young Joe mysteriously receives the "Mo-lennium Plates"

3) Utah License Plate seen in Hildale

"DNC 132" - 03/26/2003 - Brigham Smith

Gordilocks and the Three Nephites

Joe and the Conference Talk

Hands on and Greet All - 01/18/2003 - anon

Lord of the (CTR) Rings - JRR Tithien

Indiana Nibley and the Temple of Nephi (film tie in)

The Legend of Sleepy Joseph - Wasatch Irving

The Utahn Chronicles

Temple Height 451 - Pray Bradbury

Gone with the Wind - Mogret Mitchell (116 pages still missing) - 11/02/2002 - from Littery Tear-u-wrist

Zion Grey: "Code of the Intermountain West" - 09/07/2002 - Brigham Smith

Zion Grey - Riders Of The Polygamous Sage - 08/11/2002 - BrighamSmith

All Quiet on the Wasatch Front

Little Women (lots of 'em)

Men are from Mars, Women are irrelevant - 06/06/2002 - from Littery Tear-rurist

Polygamous Rider Haggard -
King Moroni's Mines
She, She, She, She, She and She (and her)

Joseph Fielding Burroughs -
Brigham, Lord of the Apes
A Princess of Kolob

Robert Louis Sorenson -
Dr Joseph and Mr Brigham

Josiah Verne -
Around the States With 80 Wives
Journey to the Center of the Rockies
12 Million Liars Under the SLC - 05/20/2002 - from Littery Tear-rurist

"How to get rich by starting your own religion" by Joseph Smith.

"Pardon me, but do you have a much younger sister?" (Chat up lines for a modern prophet) By Joseph Smith.

"Did I Say THAT?" (How to hide lies to the public when addressing the faithful) by Gordon B. Hinckley.

"Did You know I am a farmer?" (Using bullshit to get through an interview) by Gordon B. Hinckley.

Truths Through Great Mormon Lives. Series by Wannabee A. Seventy.

1) Faithfulness in marriage Joseph Smith

2) Racial Harmony by Brigham Young

3) Toward a greater level of Theological knowledge by Gordon B. Hinkley

4) Always question your orders. By Bishop Lee, late adopted son of Brigham Young. - 03/01/2002 - by Matt

So You Want to Be a Boy Scout, The True Story of the Hinckley Youth Campaign.- A Hitler

Mormonism, A Pattern for Nazism. - A. Hitler

General Conference and Other Studies in Hypnotism - B.K. Paquer, Faquer of God - 02/18/2002 - by Mac

Charles Thickends
Bleak Temple
Great Exploitations
Hard Times
Oliver Twisted (Story of Cowdery)
Tale of Three Witnesses
The Lost Quick Papers (mystery of 116 pages)

William Fakespear-
Joseph the III - the hunchback monster who founded the RLDS
Smithello
The Merry Wives of Brigham
Much ado about nothing Special
As you fake it
All's swell that starts Hell
A Varmint of Vermont
Pleasure for Pleasure
Love Neighbor's Lost
MacSmith

Hermounts Melville -
Briggy's Dick or the White Male

The Tell Tale Handcart - Edgar Allen Mo - 11/04/2001 - anon

Sherlocke HomeTaught, Chief Investigator for the Church Court, who lives at 221-B Temple Street, and is most famous for the quote "Primary, Bishop Watson. Primary."

"A Study in Garments"
 "The Hound of the Bonneville"
 "The Ten-Percent Solution"

"Pearl Necklace" of Great Price - Formerly devout LDS girl learns the penalty for engaging in oral sex. - 10/26/2001 - anon

How to Justify the Book of Mormon With Circular Reasoning, by Void K. Mazutra ( Bro. of Void K. Packer) - 10/21/2001 - anon

No Man Knows My Doctrine - Gordon B. Hinckley - 10/10/2001 - from Nephihaha

When Bad Things Happen To Good People - how a convert was hunted down, bagged up and hauled in - LeGrandiose Richards - 09/30 2001 - J of recovery bulletin board

How to make girlfriends and influence other people's wives - Joseph Smith - 09/30/2001 - Littery Tearurist

Macchiavelli for the General Authority - Internal Report of the LDS - 09/30/2001 - Littery Tearurist

Baptizing Black People without getting your hands dirty - Missionary Training Center manual - 09/30/2001 - Littery Tearurist

Blind and Prejudiced - Jane Austere (Relief Society) - 09/30/2001 - Littery Tearurist

Advancing Religion By Playing The Race Card - Johnny Cochran and Bigot Young - 09/29/2001 - anon

Danite Airline Pilots Instruction Manual - Opossum Brigham Laden - 09/29/2001 - Salmon Rushdie

Secret Combinations, Tokens and Handshakes - How to infiltrate cults - Gaddy Anton and J. Edgar Packer - 09/28/2001 - anon

On a Wing and a Scare - Piloting by force - Salami B. Floggin - 09/27/2001 - George Bush, Sr.

The C.I.A My Way Or No Way - Boyd "AK47" Packer - 09/27/2001 - Charlton Heston

Faith Preceeds The Miracle And The Funeral - by L. Tom Plantem - 08/11/2001 - Blash

With God All Things Are Possible -If He Is Not On Sabatical - by Parley Pee Splat

What's For Dinner? Simple Menues Used By The Pioneers On Donner Pass by Shirley A. Morsel

The Key To Converting Plankton - They Want The Trooth Too - by Elder S. Mallbrain

Angels On The Windshield - Humorous Stories of Dead Celestial Beings - by Jim H. Christ

Jesus And The Fake Nail Joke - The Untold Story - by U. B. Fooled

07/19/2001 - submitted by Jennifer Young

Almost Doctrine By Joseph Young 

05/20/2001 - Mac

Try your skill as a battle axe of the Lord...a Lamanite Adventure - P.T. Brigham

If At First You Don't Succeed...Baptize Them After They Are Dead...Foul Assay, of the Quarum of the Twelve Apostates - P.T. Brigham

My Life in Outer Darkness - Prophet of the People - Young

Brigham Young, A Modern Day Herrod The Great - Mac

The Doctoring Covenants - Brigum Young

How to Succeed at Missionary Work Without Even Lying - Feed M. Milk

Journal of Missed-Courses - Brigham (Quakers on the Moon) Young

A Fool is Bread Every Minute - P.T. Brigham

05/17/2001 - anon
Smith's Mythology (especially revised edition)

09/28/2000 - anon
Book of Morons By Joe"Marry Me Girls" Smith

06/21/2000 - anon
The Book of Mormon; The most CORRECTED book on earth!

05/05/2000 - anon
"Mythology of The Church"
"Distortioning of The Church"

03/23/2000 - anon
The OverSeer by Orson Pratt
Faux Pearl of Price

03/16/2000 - cricket
The Road Less Graveled - by Scott O'Heck - The shocking stories of Mormon pioneers who came to their senses while trudging towards Zion, turned back and resumed normal lives in the Eastern United States.

I'm Not OK, But You're Even Less OK - by Elder Loose M. McScrewsky - How to succeed at missionary work without really trying by pretending humility as you brainwash your golden contacts.

No Man Knows My Dickstory - by Fondle Brody (The life and times of Joseph's penis -- while he was busy restoring the Gospel to the face of the earth, the Stick of Joseph was busy multiplying and replenishing the earth)

Doctor Inns and Coven Ants by Brother Charles Kuralt - (The Witches Guide to Healthcare Hostels and Picnic Pests in Utah)

03/19/2000 - anon
Doctrines of Covetousness

03/15/2000 - anon
Men Are From Mars, Women Are For Penis by Brother Pelvis Pressmeeh - Secret fantasies and confessions of a retired veil worker on how he got the very most out of the "Five points of fellowship".

03/05/2000 - Brigham Smith
Mormon Doctrine*, by P.T.Barnum
*Also known as "Barnum's Big Book of Theology"

02/27/2000 Brigham Smith
"Journal of Miscourses"

"Pearl of Inflated-Price"

Moron Doctrine by Bruce R. McKooky - 09/06/1999 - Brigham Smith

Seven Wives for Two Brothers - video from Bunnyville Productions. Described by a D-news critic as "an old fashioned feel good movie! Whole and Delightsome family entertainment! Four trumpets!" -08/31/99 - Brigham Smith

Paint Your (Station) Wagon - video from Bunnyville Productions. The faith inspiring story of a family's many years of sacrifices for "THE" Church. - 08/31/1999 - Brigham Smith

Twister '99' - video from Eubank Productions. A rival critic says it could have been better. The best (and last) line of the picture is when some guy in a nearby 28 story building named Boyd says, "Nah-Nah! Missed me by a quarter mile! He then appears to moon the toronado but all I saw was a blinding light. - 08/31/1999 - Brigham Smith

Chief Many-Wives - video by Hermanos Brothers Productions. The true story of the first Lamanite convert to the LDS Church. - 08/31/1999 - Brigham Smith

A Marvelous Jerk and an Blunder by LeGrand Retards - randy j

Droppin's of Salivation by Joseph Feelin' Spit - randy j

Dummies Guide to the Endowment - How to survive without being slashed, cursed, lubricated, gripped, squeezed or bored to death. by Sister and Elder Dilly and Dally Oaks - anon

Holy Goats, Cows and Ghosts - Ranching in Zion by Elder Theodore "Casper" Turdhill - anon

Making Millions In Zion The Consecrated Way - by Elder Wade $. Cook, Chief Finesse Officer of Bye-gones Bancorporation - anon

Man's Grope For Happiness - An LDS guide to spiritual and sexual ectasy by Elder Steve V. Wonder and Sister Helen C. Keller - anon

Sexual Connotations in Ancient Egyptian Papyrii by Huge Nippley - randy j

Tantra and Testimony - Making love during fast and testimony meeting without the Bishop or your nine children noticing and how to gain an even deeper and abiding satisfaction from singing "Come, Come Ye Saints" by Deepocket Chopra and Goldie Hahns Mill - anon

The Doctorin' of the Contradictions, published by the LSD Church - randy j