03/03/2010 - by cricket and others from Recovery from Mormonism
I googled around with "longest name for a church" because I was thinking what church has a longer and more cumbersome, "gravel in the mouth" name as TSCC.
I was disappointed to discover one is longer. No, I am not making this up.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
TSCC (The So Called Church) may not have the longest name but it most certainly has the most "new names." Which prompted me to add the 453rd new name to the morg: The Church of Nonsense of Joseph H. Smith of Secret New Names.
Size matter with church names because there is probably a correlation between the length of the name, nonsense and BS the organization spreads around the planet.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints broken down into nine parts is just looking for parody punchouts!
Many of you recently contributed to this list of several hundred new names for the church which is available here.
Yes, but TSCC has MORE FONTS - by Bob T
(small font) "The Church of (huge font) JESUS CHRIST (small font) of Latter Day Saints.
Long church names - by Tdrd
Well, Llanfair PG, as it is called for short, is actually not a church, but a place name in Wales, GB. They constructed the long name to draw tourists.
Until some years ago, the Utah LDS church was of course beaten by one word by the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (no hyphen!).
For long church names I'd suggest The Church of Jesus Christ with Headquarters at Monongahela, Pennsylvania, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_(Bickertonite)- which, by the way, is the One True Church and the One True Successor to the Church Founded by Joseph Smith, Jr. (True!)
Another candidate would be the Church of Jesus Christ with the Elijah Message Established 1929 Anew http://www.elijahmessage.com/ - which, by the way, is the One True Church and the One True Successor to the Church Founded by Joseph Smith, Jr. (True!)
12/02/2008 - by Rubicon
The LDS Church has all the appeal of a big box retail chain.
The church is in it's corporate phase. Before it was a church composed of local congregations that operated fairly independantly. They built their own meeting houses, they raised a lot of their own funds, they problem solved locally. That's all gone now.
Everything in the church now is financed and ran from Salt Lake. There is a manual and procedure on everything. Church meetings are no longer creative problem solving but lectures on following the manual. Stake Conferences are no longer local leaders or VIP visitors but satelite transmission feeds. Temple recommends are bar coded where they can be canceled at any time and your temple attendance data is tracked. All the buildings look the same and what goes on in them is the same.
Like a Wal-Mart store, it can be Ft. Meyers, Florida or Blackfoot, Idaho, they are all the same. What's in them is the same. The people in them are the same. You don't go to Wal-Mart for the architecture or the culture. Like Wal-Mart the church even has a fake greeter called a bishop.
04/02/2006 - by Reinventing Grace
Eventually, ya gotta figure, the COJCOLDS will decide its time for a name change, to give it a name that can be said in one breath and is as linguistically versatile as "Mormon".
An acceptable new name, by my reckoning, needs to have the following properties:
1. Forms a nice acronym.
2. Short (3-5 words tops)
3. Focus on "Christ"
4. Bears enough similarity to TCOJCOLDS that it won't be seen as a "big change", or a deviation from that D&C verse that proclaims "COJCOLDS" as being the One True Name or whatever.
5. Is versatile, has a nice nickname, will enable phasing out of "Mormon"--can't phase out "Mormon" now because all the substitutions are such mouthfuls or can't be used like "Mormonism" "Mormonesque" "Mormondom" etc. 6. Removes the "Latter-Day" reference.
So, I figure we can all brainstorm here, if we come up with some good ones we can post them over at the salamandersociety, so in 10 years when the PR machine decides to make the move, all the good ones will have been already invented by the exmos. Call it a preemptive invention.
My first guess? "SAINTS OF CHRIST" Doesn't meet all the criteria, but it might work. It also preserves the slightly funky grammer of the existing name. It's probably too close to "Community of Christ" to be used, but it's a good start.
The Church of Joseph Christ of Wrecked Families
The Church of Joseph Christ of Throwback Social Positions
The Church of Jesus Smith of Priesthood Covenant Worship
The Church of Joseph Smith of the More to Boast of Than Jesus
The Church of Tithing Collection from Latter Day Janitors
The Church of Gratuitous Use of Jesus Christ Ad Nauseum of the Brethren's Current Opinions - 11/04/2014 - generationofvipers
The Church of "Jesus Christ, I have to clean the toilets again?" - MJ
The Cult of Sex & Death Of Latter-day Pharisees & Philistines - Tristan
Tne Church of New Names of Latter-day Saints
The Church of Joseph Smith of Latter-day Pseudo Christians
The Church of Me-damn-it They Keep Changing The Name of My Son's Church of Latter-day Saints - cricket
The Blue Boydster Cult
Clone Temple Pilots
Depressbyterians
Omissionaries
Pre Existentialists - donbagley
The Church of Joseph Smith of the Not-Translated-so-Much-as-Prompted Scriptures
The Church of Aryan Jesus of I-Don't-Know-That-We-Emphasize-That
The Church of Living Prophets of Let's Go Shopping
The Church of Pickles Bednar of Pretty-Strong-For-An-Old-Guy
The Church of Wasted Lives of Repeated Necro-Sacraments
The Church of Eternal Truths Made Up As You Go
The Church of Grooming Victims with Flaming Swords
The Church of How Can I Respect My Family When They Believe This Shit - NewJesusChurch
The Great and Abominable Whore - hangar18
The Church of Wolves and Lost Sheep
The Church of No Value
The Church of Great Obedience - presleynfactsrock
The Cult of Mad Man MORmON Pervert Smith and His Latter Day Satans - smirkorama
The Church of Morons, The Church of Late in the Afternoon Pagans
Morons, The Church of Later Day Sinners of Joseph and his Cronies
Meatballs, The Church of Later Day Schleps of Simpletons and Halfwits
Mouth Breathers Mormons, The Church of Knuckle-draggers and Dimwits
Cretins, The Church of Schmucks, Bozos and nincompoops - Zenith
The First Church of the Smithereens! - 09/09/2014 - The StalkerDogª
The Church of Jesus Christ of Looney-day Saints - 03/13/2013
The Church of President Christ of Latter-day Presidents Perpetual - 03/13/2013
The Gerontocracy of Jesus Crusty of Latter-day Seniles - 03/13/2013
The Church of Joseph Smith of Led Astray Saints - 01/16/2013 by Kaitlyn
The Church of Jesus Christ of Etch-a-Sketch Saints - 04/03/2012 by RobertB
The Mall of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Shoppers - 04/03/2012 by Thomas Shitty Creek Monson
The Mormon Church of Joseph Smith - 10/06/2011 - by freeman
The Church of Jesus Christ of We Are Not Weirdos - 10/06/2011 by CA girl
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Excuses or Apologists - 10/06/2011 - by ginger
The Corporation of Ladder-climbing Cranks - 10/06/2011 - by flecher
The Church of Jesus Christ of Rescuing Saints - 10/06/2011 by forestpal
The Catholic Church of Jesus Christ - 10/06/2011 - by Scooter
Moronology - 10/06/2011 - by annagrammy
The American Church of Jesus Christ
The Church of Jesus Christ of Modern-Day Saint Mormons
The Church Formerly Known as the Latter-day Saints - 10/06/2011 - by oddcouplet
The Church of Jesus Smith and the Later Day Dollar Christ's - 10/06/2011 - by azazazaz167
The Church of Bobble Head Dolls - 11/20/2010 by The don't want me back
The Church of Gee Just A Social Experiment of Latter-day Saints - 03/21/2010 - by Davir Koresh and Jim Jones
The Church of Ryan Seacrest of Latter-day Idols - 03/21/2010 - Simon Bar Jonah Cowell
The Scam me, Wham-me, Thank-you-ma'am me rapees of Joe 'Man-Hoe'and master bater of Latter-Day sheeple Smith. - 03/21/2010 - Eternal Infidel
The Church of Nonsense of Joseph H. Smith of Secret New Names - 03/03/2010 - cricket
The Crutch of Horndog Christ of Teetotal Gays&Black-Haters
The Cult of the Most Expensive Mind Control Ever
Denial-and-Suspension-of-Reason R Us
A Group of Mostly-Nice People Who Blow 10% of Gross on a Myth
The Biggest Tax-Exempt Ponzi Scheme Ran by Really Old Blowhard White Dudes in Suits - 03/01/2010 - mootman
The Church of the church. (we worship existence of the church)
The Business with a Church Looking Storefront of LatterDaySaints
Cult of Mormo and his doctoring of covenants - 03/01/2010 - confused
The Church of Joseph's Myth - 03/01/2010 - Segundo
The Church of Holy Revisionism - 03/01/2010 - Makurosu
The corporation of the cult of 15 control freak old men - 03/01/2010 - 6 iron
The Church of Fatter Lay Ain'ts (FLA) - 03/01/2010 - Interested
The Cult of Horndog Joe and His Band of Merry Moneygrubbers - 03/01/2010 - Tiphanie
Church of Ancient Trans-Pacific Israelite Wooden Submarines
The Church of Truth-Claims Derived from Fuzzy Feelings
The Church of "Even" Jesus Christ
The Church of Jesus H. Christ on a Popscicle Stick
The Church of Christ on a Bike
The Church of the True Church of Churchy Church-goers - 03/01/2010 - Dogger Dog
The Mega Real Estate Development Corp. masquerading as a Church - 03/01/2010 - Skunk Puppet
Joseph Smith's Lonely Hearts Club Band - 03/01/2010 - Exmormon Robertson
The Pay or Burn Church - 03/01/2010 - Steven
"The Sex Police" - no wait - that sounds like a Mormon rock group! - 03/01/2010 - grandma
The 10 percenters - 03/01/2010 - MJ
The Corporation of the President of the Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints - 03/01/2010 - Snowball
Mormonism = Mudering the mind minute by minute - 03/01/2010 - I'm Saucie and You are not
The Incredibly Shrinking Con Cult Corporation of Creepy Crinkly Men - 03/01/2010 - esias
The Utah Branch of the Jesus Christ Corporation - 03/-1/2010 - Dagny
The Church Of Jo - 03/01/2010 - anon
Mormonism: The Fostering Faith in Fiction Faction - 03/01/2010 - steve benson
First Church of the Smithereens - 03/01/2010 - DoxiNoMo
The Church of Jesus Driving the Short Yellow Bus - 03/01/2010 - Fubeca
The Hierarchy Club for Men
The Anxiety Association
MorCo
Conformists 'R' Us
The Church of Cry-intology
The Indoctrination Center
My Ancestors' Big Mistake - 02/19/2010 - Stray Mutt
Wolfram & Hart in the Latter Days http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfram_&_Hart - 02/19/2010 - OfTwoMinds
Church of the Blessed Bloomers
Dead Dunker's Society
Church of Jeebus Smith of Latter Day Morons
Old Men's Holy Undie Association
Sacred Not Secret Church of Masonic Handshakes
Church of the Holier Than Thou - 02/19/2010 - Jersey Girl
The Salt Lake Mind Messing Metamucil Masticators - 02/19/2010 - Ziffsword
The Church of Seekers of Validation and Deniers of Reality
The Church of My Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus
The Church of Mainstreaming and Suppression of Politically Incorrect Doctrines
The Church of Don't Believe What You Read on the Internet. In Fact, Don't Even Go There.
The Church of Cognitive Dissonance Means You're Unworthy
The Church of I Don't Think We Teach That
The C.U.L.T. (Church of Ugly Lingerie and Teetotalers)
The Church of Useful Truths - 02/19/2010 - jacyn
The Church of the Arrogant, Entitled & and the Uninformed - 02/19/2010 - mav
The Church Latter-day Garment Loads - 02/19/2010 - Uncle God
The Church of Jesus Christ of Where's My Ten Percent! - 02/19/2010 - Nephi The Endowed Mail Address: Count_Ur_Kultur@comcast.net
The Church of the Never Changing Gawd- (oops, gotta make change 3,001 in the BOM). - 02/19/2010 - mav The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Gosh, people. Leave us the freak alone!!! This is completely messed up! - 02/09/2010 - Google
The Church of Jesus Christ the King who had no Clothes - 01/09/2010 - cactcap
The Jehovah's Seventh Latter Day Saints of the Church of America, Scientist (Church of America for short). - 10/24/2009 - www.thespoof.com
Church of Joseph Smith, Anti-Christ - 04/25/2009 - Jim Stiles
Church of White Bread and Jello - 04/24/2009 - anon
The Church of Jesus Christ of Ladder Day Saints - 04/10/2009 - Daniel L. Olsen
The Family Second - Church First of Latter-day Spiritual Slaves - 03/10/2009 - cricket
The Church of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Cash-flow - 12/14/2008 - Shel
Church of White Bread and Jello - 12/14/2008 - LMFAO!
The Big Box Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Shoppers - 12/02/2008 - Rubicon and cricket
Mo-Mart - 12/02/2008 - cricket
Frankenchurch - 05/09/2008 - Helamonster
The Church of Snoop Dogg of April-Fools Pranks
The Church of Gladys Knight of Latter-day Pips
The Geriatric Church Led By 15 Lawyers, Doctors, and Shysters - 04/08/2008 - anon
The Cult of Joseph Smith of Holier-Than-Thou Saints - 03/01/2008 - by rt
The Chruch of Cheesy Fries and Rattely Snakes
The Celestial Kingdom Burning Hell Church - 02/12/2008 - bean_adam
The Church of the Many Gods of Blond Haired Blue Eyed "Saints" - 01/08/2008 - wally
The Latter-day Church of the Demon Moroni - 09/13/2007 - Ry
Eternally Pregnant Jesus Freaks for Kolob - 08/22/2007 - lisa
Welcome To Matrix - 07/15/2007 - formerBYU
LDS- Liars, Deceivers, Seducers - 06/23/2007 - One of the few smart Utahns!
The Church of KISS Wanna Be's - 04/05/2007 - bleah
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Spin - 02/03/2007 - by New Name
The Church of R Rated Movie Bashers. - 02/19/2007 - I heart Rachel McAdams
The Church of Monson's Apple Pie and Smiling Widows - 01/30/2007 - NoToJoe
The Apocryphal Nice People Who Apparently No Longer Have A Legal Department That Actually Communicates With People - 01/11/2007 - Jason MacCord
The Temple of Doom - 12/22/2006 - LGC
CULTS - anagram derived from SLC UT (SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH) spells out: CULTS - 12/22/2006 - anon
The Church of Joseph's Cock in Latter-Day Saints - 12/22/2006 - eighthman
Welcome to the Church of Don't Touch Yourself of Latter-day Prudes - 12/12/2006 - Gordon Diditallthetime
The Church of Joseph Smith and the Latter-Day Pharisees - 12/12/2006 - LGC
The Church of Joseph Smith of Losers, Dolts, and Suckers - 12/12/2006 - D. P. Gumby
Church of Jesus Smith - 12/10/2006 - Matt
The Church of Latter Day Mountain Meadows Massacre - 12/10/2006 - mormon hitler youth
The Cult of "Lordy I Shrunk the Church" - 12/10/2006 - Gordon B Hinckley
The Church of We Know We're Dead Wrong, But We're Rich, So Who Cares? Give Us Your Money If You Have Any Hope Of Entering One Of The Three Kingdoms. We're Dead Serious. 12-10/2006 - LGC
The Church of Jesus, Where Art Thou? We Know You Not. - 12/10/2006 - LGC
The Church of Joe vs. The real Jesus - 12/10/2006 - LGC
Green Apron Palace - 12/10/2006 - NoToJoe
Morgco - 12/10/2006 - Rubicon
The United Saints of an American Jesus - USAAJ
The Church of Christ of The Temple-Worthy Anointed or "The More Womens" - acronym = TWA - 11/26/2006 - Cats
The Church of Inspired True United Saints (COITUS) - 11/26/2006 - JW the Inquizzinator
The Church Jesus Crutch and the Holy Placebo - 11/26/2006 - Nebularry
The Packerite Compound - 11/26/2006 - Truman Burbank
The Church of Fools - 07/25/2006 - by Back To My Senses
The chuch of crackheads and hos with Joseph Smith being the head seller and pimp - 07/24/2006 - anon
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Insecurity - 07/06/2006 - by Stray Mutt
The Church of Jesus Smith of Smoke and Mirrors - 07/01/2006 - by David Copperfield
The All American Firm and Their Latter-Day Investors - 05/07/2006 - by anton
Last Dummy Standing - LDS - 04/22/2006 - anon
The Church of Ziontology - 04/21/2006 - by Axhead
The Cult of Joseph Smith of Latter-day Heretics". - 04/02/2006 - Agassiz
Amwaywalmart - 04/02/2006 - Rastacat
The Church of Jesus Christ of See Guys, We Have Jesus Christ In Our Church's Name, We're Christians, Too! - 11/26/2005 - anon
The Crutch of Joseph Christ of Latter-Day Cranks - 11/25/2005 - Flipping Bird
The Church Of The Man Who Never Existed: Jesus Christ. - 11/25/2005 - Stephen
The Church of Real Estate Development of Latter-day Saints - 11/18/2005 - Jenson
The Church of Joseph Smith of Lecherous Lay Saints - 10/22/2005 - anon
The Church of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Sheep - 10/22/2005 - MomoNoMo
The Church of Jesus Christ of Just Not As Much Fun As It Used To Be Saints - 10/22/2005 - anon
The Church of Joseph Smith of how am I supposed to rest on the seventh day with all these damn church meetings? - 08/21/2005 - from wish I wasn't an RM
The Church of Century Twenty-One of Latter-Day Land Barons - 07/29/2005 - cats
Ladderday Stains - 06/26/2005 - anon
The New Church of Jesus Christ, Latter Day Saints: Now With Chocolate Sprinkles! (A reference to their "Black Revelation") - 05/05/2005 - anon
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Sexcapades of Joseph Smith - 04/17/2005 - Charlie Sheen
The Church of Organized Superstitions of Latter-day Saints - 03/31/2005 - Luigi Board
The Chuch of Latter-Day Suckers of Who would actually believe this shit? - 03/14/2005 - anon
The Church of Let's Beget a Ton of Babies
The Perch of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Storks - 02/14/2005 - from weirdo
The Church of Caterwauling Kids, Hard Work, Overly Long Services, Orwellian Censorship, Huge Hotel Lounges, Nicely Painted Rooms Depicting Fictional Stories, and Movies as Part of Religious Ceremonies - 02/14/2005 - nudnik
Church of the False Prophet of the One World Church (From Revelations) - 02/13/2005 - anon
Ministry Of Rhetoric, Misinformation, Obfuscation and Nonsense - MORMON - 01/28/2005 - Non Sequitur
The Church Jesus Sheist of Latter-day Sludge - 01/21/2005 - Elder Roto Reuter
The Church of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Saints (Lets face it, they would call it that if they could get away with it) - 12/13/2004 - former jack ex ahhh freedom
The Church of Overwhelming Guilt and the What Ifs - 09/23/2004 - anon
The Church of Gladys Knight of Latter-day Pimps - 09/23/2004 - cricket
The Smirks of Joseph Smith of Latter-day Lip Service - 09/23/2004 - cricket
The Church of $candals, Incest and Inbreeders
The Church of Jesus We Are Not in Denial
The Church of Money, Supression, and Male Sexual Domination
The Little Dumb Secretive Church of Horrible Lies, Dishonor, and Lousy Excuses
The Jesus Allmighty Church as My Blanket to Reap Billions and Assault Millions
The Cult of My Jesus Is Better than Your Jesus
The Amercianized Self Righteous Extremist Cult Linked to Osama Bin Laden
The Church that Breds'em Young to Keep'em Dumb
Our Jesus Is So Great - No Member is Worthy Of Reasonable Honesty and Rational Logic
The Church of Jesus Wanna Be's and Christian Comparision Addicts
MoreMoneyism
The Church Built on Numbers From The Dead
The Church of REALLY REALLY Great!!!!! People Hindered By Guilt, Denial And Endless Shame
The Church that Only Counts Money and Numbers To Find A Path to Heaven
The Church Of My God-Aweful Inlaws Who Refuse to Enjoy Everyday Life
The Kingdom of Zealots, Incest, Opression, and Narcissism
The Church of Impossible Reality
The Church of Why Is Everybody Always Picken On Me
The Church of Self-Righteous Whinners and Prozac Addicts
The Church... Smooth Like a Ken Doll and Phony Like Barbie - 09/12/2004 - HotMAXX
The Church of the Almighty Frag. - 07/18/2004 - from Lobo
The Corporation of the Pre$ident of the Church of Je$u$ Chri$t of Latter-Day $aint$ - 06/21/2004 - Mad Jesuit
The Shirks of Jesus Christ of Lackadaysaical Saints - 05/22/2004 - anon
The Church of Gee Such Lies of Latter Day Remains - 05/03/2004 - Miller
The Church of Beware of False Prophets in the Ladder Days - 05/03/2004 - Maria
Club Kolob - 04/29/2004 - Sara
The Church of Gee Such Tries to be Let's Pretend Saints - 04/17/2004 - cricket
Holy Joe's Crazy Cult
The Church of Satanists for Jesus
The Masons with Boobies
Gawd's Little Helpers
Wako - 04/05/2004 - from Sara
Lesbians Deemed Sinners - LDS - 04/04/2004 - anon
The Church of "JESUS CHRIST is this shit stupid!" - 04/02/2004 - anon
The church of HEY , i'm a con man and i wrote the book of mormon and you brought it hook line and sinker - YOU SUCKER!!!! - 03/28/2004 - stevejudy22
The Club of Jesus Christ of Let's Pretend Saints - 03/25/2004 - P.H. Dunn
The Church of Stupid - 03/25/2004 - by John
The Church of Squatters Pub and Latter Day Aints. - 03/13/2004 - activejackmormon
The Paint-by-Numbers Church - 03/10/2004 - Stray Mutt
LDS...Cast the first stone....The Church of Latter-day Stonethrowers - 02/20/2004 - anon
The Church of Jesus Christ which used to be really weird but is really, really nice now. - 02/14/2004 - Sister Smiley Mannerpants
The LSD Church - 01/11/2004 - Timonth O'Leary
The Church of Can't Fool Me Twice of Scatter-brained Saints - 01/11/2004 - SB
The Church of He Just Cries of Viagra-day Say It Ain't So's - 12/15/2003 - Bob Dole
The Churn of Heaps-o-Crisco of Larger-than Life Saints - 12/13/2003 - Elder E. Theo Opia
The Church Jell-O Christ of Cosby-day Saints - 12/13/2003 - Martin Luther King, Jr
The Worst of Jesus Smith of Latter-day Stains - 12/07/2003 - Hugh Nippley
The Chuck-a-Rama of Jesus Christ of Larder Day Saints - 12/05/2003 - Elder Huge Nibley
The Lurch of Joseph's Tryst of Laid Her Daily Saints She Aint - 11/27/2003 - Fanny A.
The Smirch of Joseph's Vice of Lawyer Paid Saints - 11/27/2003 - Kirton McConkie
The Church of Gee Such Fantasy of Trippy-day Shrooms - 11/27/2003 - Tim O'Leary
The Circus of Fleas and Lice of Fatter-day Mice - 11/27/2003 - anon
The Firm of Fleece and Heist of Lawyer-raid Strains - 11/27/2003 - Jerry Spence
Church of Levi Strauss of Splatter-day Paints - 11/22/2003 - SB
The Church of Jesus Christ of Splatter-day Spam - 11/17/2003 - Sister Tellie Marquetier
The Best Church Arrround the Church of Jesus Crist of Ladderday Saints - 11/16/2003 -SA
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saint Nicks - 11/14/2003 - Elder Oliver North Pole
Gordon B. Hinckleys Flying Circus - 11/09/2003 - from Nephihaha
More-men-is-em - Mormonism - 11/04/2003 - from the Maricopa Expositor
Re-naming the Mormus Enormus: The Church of Geez-Us Cries from a Lotta-Damned Shame. - 11/04/2003 - from Braggin' Young, profit,shares and regulator.
The Church of Joseph Smith of Big Mistakes - 10/07/2003 - melissa
The Smirks of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Smugness - 10/05/2003 - Sister C. Lestial and Elder E. Leckt
The Church of a Complete Breakfast and Frosted Flakes
The Shits of Jesus Christ and the Stain Called Zion - 09/29/2003 - from jeebus h. christo
The Only True and Living Church of Jesus Christ in Which He is Well Pleaseed and the Rest are an Abomination, as Jesus Himself Stated - 09/27/2003 - Joseph Smith
The Church of Joseph's Crew of Lusting Dirty Scumbags - 08/24/2003 - from dafushpu
(L.D.S) = S.D.L = Satain Demands Lots of your work, money, and time. - 08/22/2003 - from UcanBeAGod@sellYourSoulToSatain.com
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Snake Oil - LDSO - 08/22/2003 - Marlin Perkins
"PAGAN'S 'R' US" - 08/11/2003 - repete3966
The Church of Grief And Strife of Latter-Day Sinners - 07/28/2003 - GJ
Latter-day Spin - LDS - 07/24/2003 - Don Quijote
The maybe Later Day Saints - 07/24/2003 - anon
The Church of Gee Such Latter Day Sensationalism - 07/12/2003 - cricket
Grand Bland Correlated Plan - CBCP - 07/07/2003 - Stray Mutt
Church of Boyd - COB or Crock of Bull - COB
The Crock of Gibraltar - COB - 07/06/2003 - anon
The "well, I don't really know, I'm just a missionary, I'm not that familiar with the bible" church - 05/11/2003 - from Jason Caryl, Washougal Washington
The I can't believe it's not butter ... I mean christianity cult - 05/11/2003 - anon
The cult where No DNA is Good DNA - 05/11/2003 - anon
The cult of personality - 05/11/2003 - anon
The LSD Church - 05/11/2003 - anon
LDS of Eeeevil! - 05/02/2003 - anon
Satan's Church of Latter-Day Scumbags - 04/18/2003 - anon
Self-righteous R Us - 04/12/2003 - Peter Pious
The Church of Returned missionaries that end up being gay and masturbating to fantasies of their companions... - 02/08/2003 - anon
Hamster Wheel to Heaven - HWH - 12/30/2002 - Archimedes
The Assembly Of Green Jello
The Church of Donner Pass
The Church Of Any Name Is Shorter Than The Church Of Jesus H. Christ of Latter-Day Stains
The Church Of Brigham's Bedroom - 11/30/2002 - wedgehead
Church of you're not getting out of here alive or dead - 11/23/2002 - from free stinker
Lamanites Died Sane - LDS - 11/16/2002. - anon
Lost and Deluded Souls - LDS - 11/02/2002 - from Oregonian
Lower Demonic Servants - LDS
Lucifer's Disciples of Sex - LDS - 11/02/2002 - Todd
WTF? - 08/11/2002 - from Matthew
Lobotomized Distinct Society - LDS - 07/26/2002 - anon
Revised Church of the Delayed Daily Bread
Disorganised Church of the Splattered Gay-ain'ts - 06/27/2002 - anon
The Church of Smoke and Mirrors of Let's Delude ourSelves - 06/16/2002 - Elder Shir Lee McClain
The Church of Mormon Mainstream of Latter-day Diluted Doctrine - 06/16/2002 - Bruce "R Mad As Hell" McConkie
The Church of McTemples of Latter-day Eleven Million Served So Far - 06/16/2002 - Ron L. McDonal
The Church of Sam Walton of Latter-day Walmart Meeting Houses - 06/16/2002 - Frank Lloyd Wright
The Church of Joseph's Cast of Lost Damned Souls (LDS) - 06/03/2002 - anon
The Closet of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Janitors - LDJ - 0/03/2002 - Mr. Clean
Cult of Joesph Smith of Latter-Day Hypocrites - 06/02/2002 - anon
The Pagoda of Buddha of Latter-day Sages - 05/26/2002 - by goon
Lacking Discernable Sense - LDS - 0526/2002 - wileyboy
The Church of Jesus Christ It's Later Than You Think- "THE MORONS" - 05/20/2002 - The Kinderhooker
The Veterans of the War in Heaven - Kolob Chapter - 04/14/2002 - Paul Dunn
The Scrotum of Joseph Smith of Laid Her Day Sins - 04/14/2002 - J. Falwell
"THE CHURCH" Must be the true name, everybody is always wondering if I belong... - 02/17/2002 - from P.T. Brigham
The Clutch of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Studs - 02/16/2002 - Pete O. Philia
The Crock of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Suds - 02/16/2002 - Elder Jack Daniels
The Crotch of Joseph Spice of Peter Lust Babes - 12/08/2001 - Dark Sparks
The Church of Our Shit Doesn't Stink - 12/07/2001 - Alex Fancher
The Church of What Have You Done for me Lately - 12/07/2001 - Alex Fancher
The Cult of Joseph Smith of Latter-day Sheep - 12/07/2001 - anon
Pay-Lay-Ailing - 12/07/2001 - names-r-us
Church of Tithing of Ladder Day Suckers - 12/07/2001 - names-r-us
The generic Christian Church, formerly known as the Church of the Latter Day Saints, formerly known as the church of Jesus Christ, formerly known as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, commonly known as the Mormon Church ...phew! - 12/07/2001 - FormerFaithful of the Recovery Bulletin Board
Church of Jesus and Temple of Mammon - 11/23/2001 - anon
Logical Discussions Silenced - 11/22/2001 - John D. Lee
First Church of Orwellian Thought - "Some Christians are MOre Christian than others" - 10/26/2001 - anon
The Church of Just a Couplet and Packer's Gay Taints - 09/27/2001 - BNice
We're Nice Church Of Jesus [in no way affiliated with any sinister polygamist organisations] - 08/21/2001 - Nephihahaha
The People's Republic of Utah - 08/18/2001 - anon
We don't really believe our doctrine, we just teach it and butter it up. - 08/17/2001 - Matthew
The Church of "It's Amazing How LDS Is An Anagram Of LSD--It Would Explain Joe Smith's Weirdness" - 08/11/2001 - Adolf Stalin
The Church of J... , (wait a minute , Joseph Smith , Jehovah's Witnesses , and Jackasses all start with a "J". I knew I would someday get a revelation about the truthfullness of the church! ) - 08/11/2001 - John D. Lee
The Missionary Position - 08/11/2001 - Matthew
Brand New Lamanite Friendly Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints - 08/11/2001 - Matthew
The "No Intellectuals" Club - 08/11/2001 - Matthew
Just a Regular Ordinary Mainstream Church. Nothing "unique" About our Dotrine, Just a Couplet - 08/02/2001 - Matthew
Gordon B. Hinckley's Couplet League - 08/01/2001 - anon
The Church Formally Thought To Be True - 07/30/2001 - John D Lee
Light Doesnt Shine - LDS - 08/02/2001 - John D Lee
The Church of Boyd K. Packer of Masturbation is Evil - 07/26/2001 - Matthew
The Church of Jesus Christ of...(wait a second! Jesus and Joseph Smith's names both start with a J! Wow, tithing really pays off!) - 07/24/2001 - Matthew
The Church That is Perfect the Way it Is Though it Changes its Mind Every Couple Decades - 07/24/2001 - Matthew
Locked in Denial Society - 07/22/2001 - Dick Wilde
The Church of "12 year old boys who don't play with themselves so they can be worthy of the preisthood" .com, Inc. - 07/17/2001 - anon
The Church of Milk Before Bullshit - 07/16/2001 - Mikey
The Church of Satan - 07/16/2001 - Matthew
The Morg Collective - 07/12/2001 - Matthew
Let's Destroy Scripture -and make farfeched stories to make it apply to our pagan beliefs - 07/12/2001 - Eighty9Accord@aol.com
The Church of of of...of what again? - 07/05/2001 - anon
Lucifer's Dysfunctional Seminary - 07/05/2001 - anon
The Church of Milk Before Meat - 07/05/2001 - anon
The Corporation of Joseph Smith/Jesus Christ of Latter-end Tithe settlements, Inc. - 07/05/2001 - Matthew
The Church of Bogus Christ and Latter-day Guilt - 06/22/2001 - anon
Lucifer's Deluded Servants - LDS - 05/08/2001 - John D. Lee
The Chuch of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Its perfect the way it is. And here is my e-mail so all you anti-mormons send it on my way. - 12/23/00 - aquabatfan@hotmail.com
First Church of Polygamous Science
Church of Christ, Polygamist - 12/22/2000 - Brigham Smith
Honey I Lost The Plates
Learning Disabled Sevants
Church of if you ask a question you will dwell in outer darkness for eternity (I got mine. Try to find yours. No peeeking )
Church of how many childeren can you make your wife have and not be arrested for child abuse. - 12/22/2000 - anon
Let's Dumb Society
Long Day Searchers
Let's Do Something (useless)
Love Daddy Smith
Lunatics Do Succeed - 12/14/2000 - anthonykwhelan@yahoo.com
The church of...oh thats sick and wrong!
The church of lets get married so we can have sex, then get a divorce latter(later) in the day! - 12/08/2000 - anon
The Fraud of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Suckers - 11/29/2000 - Stevey D - SDeBirk@aol.com
Families Are Forever Inc. A subsidiary of the Marriot Foundation for spiritual blundering - 11/29/2000 - anon
L.D.S. = Lay Down Silver - 11/29/2000 - Just Me
The Cult Of Joseph Smith of Latter-Day Sheep - 11/23/2000 - mikem1502@altavista.com
L.D.S: Lost Diabolical Souls - Chicago, IL - 10/21/00
New name for lsd chrutch= "Joey said it , I believe it , and that settles it ! Now , Where's my ugly underwear!!!! - 10/10/2000 - Gullible Little Lemming
"The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day AIN'TS" 10/09/2000 - Lorna Snell, Sacramento, CA
THE CHURCH OF "jesuschrist" OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS 10/09/2000 - Lorna Snell, Sacramento, CA
devil church devil church devil church! - 10/09/2000 - satanfirehell@hotmail.com
L.D.S. - Lost and Deluded Sheep - 09/29/2000 - John D. Lee
L.D.S. - Lucifer's Delivery Service - 09/29/2000 - Gabriel
L.D.S. - Lots of Deep-dark Secrets - 09/29/2000 - John D. Lee
The Church of Backward Moralist Crusaders!! - 09/29/2000 - anon
Kolob? Ugly Underwear? No Coffee? Reformed Egyptian? Gonna Be A God Someday?----No , This Aint No Church , Its A Bunch Of Nuts. - 09/20/2000 - Tom Baur
Church of Jesus Crying 'cuz he's Laughing So Damn Hard. - 09/07/2000 - anon
Starbuck's Worst Nightmare - 09/04/2000 - John D. Lee
The Multiple Personality Disorder Store - 09/04/2000 - anon
The Church of the Decaffienated Lemmings - 08-30/2000 - John D. Lee
The Crutch For The Latter-day Lemmings - 08-30/2000 - John D. Lee
The Church of Elderly Saints - 08/24/2000 - anon
The Church of Gee Such Trites of Latter-day Lampoonsters - 08/03/2000 - cricket
Coffee Haters Anonymous - 08/02/2000 - John D Lee
The Church of More Money Ism - 08/02/2000 - anon
Leviticus Direction Service - 06/22/2000 - anon
The Gold-Plated Church, INC. (All Rights reserved MDCCCXXX by Intellectual Reserve AKA "Joe - 05/27/2000 - anon
Utah Rite Masonry - 05/25/2000 - John D. Lee
The Church of Cheese and Rice of Rattle Day Snakes - 05/25/2000 - anon
The Church That Does All The The Thinking For You - For Just 10% Of Your Income! - 05/23/2000 - anon
True chruch of Christ. All the people on this web site are judging unrighteously If it is so untrue why is it the fastest growing chruch in the world-so there! - 04/19/2000 - anon
Church of Make Enough Converts and We Can Have Lots of Wives. - 07/17/2000 - anon
"The Church of So There"!
Deseret (or True Believing Mormon) phrase meaning "I dont
like what you say, I have made a statement contradicting
it, and thats the last I want to hear of it. THE THINKING
HAS BEEN DONE! So There!" - 05/05/2000 - anon
The Chruch That's The Waive of the Future? - 04/20/2000 - John D Lee
The Church of The Everchanging Doctrine and History---Defect Upon Defect , Lie Upon Lie - 04/15/2000 - John D. Lee
The Church of the Arrogant Men and the Crying Women and the Poor Little Kids Who Have to Endure All This Nonsense - 04/15/2000 - A Recent First Time Visitor To A Testimony Meeting
The Church of the "You show me your peep stone and I'll show you my big Urim and Thummim" - 04/09/2000 - anon
The Church of the Infallible "We can do no wrong" Men - 04/09/2000 - anon
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Religion - 04/07/2000 - John D. Lee
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Scam Artists!! - 04/06/2000 - anon
The Church of Of Jesus Christ of Latter Day and no free thought!!! - 04/06/2000 - anon
The Church of Of Jesus Christ of Lazy Dumb Saints!!! - 04/06/2000 - anon
I Can't Believe It's Not Doctrine - 04/05/2000 - anon
Church for the Crocks - 04/05/2000 - anon
The Organization of People Who Don't Like To Think For Themselves - 04/05/2000 - anon
The Everchanging Church of Joey Smith and the Planet Kolob - 03/24/2000 - John D. Lee
The Church of What's Happening Now - 03/12/2000 - Flip Wilson (submitted vicariously from beyond the veil)
Gordon's Big-Top - 02/28/2000 - Brigham Smith
Crutch of the Ladderly Sandwiches - 02/24/2000 - Lady DB
The Church of Jesus Christ of the Family Owned Corporation - 02/09/2000 - anon
Church of Narcissus of Self-righteous Saints - 02/09/2000 - anon
Church of First Presidency's Vault of Latter-day Secrets - 02/09/2000 - anon
4M Corporation (Mighty Mormon Money Machine) - 02/05/2000 - light@xx.com
The LD$ Church - 02/05/2000 - anon
My Wonderful New Religion - 02/04/2000 - Adolph Hitler--Recently accepted Mormonism after being baptized for the dead in the London temple.
L.D.S. = Logical Discussions Silenced - 02/04/2000 - John D. Lee
L.D.S. = Lucifer's Decietful Servants - 02/04/2000 - Gabriel
L.D.S. = Lucifer's Dedicated Servants - 02/04/2000 - anon
L.D.S. = Lucifer's Devout Simpletons - 02/04/2000 - Gabriel
L.D.S. = Luciferian Demonworship Sanitized - 02/03/2000 - Gabriel
L.D.S. = Legalized Druid Satanworship - 02/01/2000 - Ed Decker
L.D.S. = Legal Disgusting Sacrilege - 02/01/2000 - Abraham Lincoln
L.D.S. = Lemmings Die Suddenly - 02/01/2000 - J.C.
L.D.S. = Light and Delightsome Suckers - 02/01/2000 - Joey
L.D.S. = Lemmings Doing Sundays - 02/01/200 - Victoria
L.D.S. = Lemmings Drink Secretly - 02/01/2000 - Word of Wisdom
L.D.S. = Lemmings Don't Snivel ......OR ELSE! - 02/01/2000 - Boyd KKK Packer
"We're going on a lemming hunt, doo-dah, doo-dah." - 01/31/2000 - Joseph Smith and Brigham Young
The Church of the Gullible Little Lemmings and Their Ugly Underwear - 01/30/2000 - Victoria
Joey said it, I believe it, and that settles it. Now where's my ugly underwear! - 01/31/2000 - Gullible Little Lemming
The Church That's Easy To Make Fun Of - -1/30/2000 - Matt
"TREE" Davidian - 12/29/1999 - Brigham Smith
Heaven's Driveway - 12/29/1999 - Brigham Smith
Heaven's "Other" Gate - 12/29/1999 - Brigham Smith
Victoria's Secrets' Worst Nightmare - 12/19/1999 - Emma
Cult of the Coffee Hating,Underwear Fetish,of Utah. - 12/16/1999 - elder-ess victoria and the secret
The Mountain Meadows Church of Unconditional Love, Tolerance,and Forgiveness - 12/16/1999 - John D Lee
The Church of Donnie and Marie and the Wierd Underwear From Kolob - 12/15/1999 - Elder Jones
Joey Smith and the Snowjob From Kolob - 12/13/1999 - John D. Lee
The Scam of Joey Smith on Latter Day Suckers -12/12/1999 - Brigham Jones
THE L.D.S., A NON PROPHET ORGANIZATION - 12/11/1999 - John D. Lee
The Church of the Ever So Gullible,White and Delightsome Stuck Up Snobs - 12/11/1999 - John D. Lee
The Cult of Joseph Smith and Latter Day Conartists - 12/11/1999 - True Gospel
The Cult of Brigham Young and LatterDay Polygamists - 12/11/1999 - True Gospel
The Cult of Jospeh Smith and Latter-day False Prophets - 12/11/1999 - True Gospel
The Church of Gee Such Crisis of Latter-day Stats - 12/07/1999 - cricket
The Church of "too late, he was pronounced dead at the scene . . . . no matter, do you have any water?" - 12/04/1999 - Jeff
The Church of " you will believe, because we will baptize you for the dead, when you die . . . there will be no escape!" - 12/04/1999 - Jim
The Church of "How many wives do you think I will get if I join?" - 12/04/1999 - Jim
The International Church of Seagull poop. - 12/04/1999 - Jim
The Church of "I want to be a religous leader and a polygamist . . . so I will make up a religion . . how does latter day saints sound?" - 12/04/1999 - Jim
The Church of "boy was I wrong" - 12/04/1999 - Jim
The Church of "I can't wait to become a white and delightsome God" - 12/04/1999 - Jim
The Church of "Which ones my mommy?" - 12/04/1999 - Jim
The Church of "You just committed adultery? . . . . cut your throat" - 12/04/1999 - Jim
The Church of "Submit now ... or die" - 12/04/1999 - Jim
The Church of "We do not practice polygamy ..... on earth" - 12/04/1999 - Jim
GODS 'R' US - 12/02/1999 - John D. Lee
The Cult of Joey Smith and the Ever Changing Gospel - 12/02/1999 - John D. Lee
The Church of Our Lives - in this episode: Gary has to go on a mission to realize he's gay; Bo and Amanda get married because they're horny; and Bishop Williams gets caught in his office with the Relief Society president under his desk. Stay tuned. - 10/18/1999 - anon
The Church of Sata... oops, I mean of Jesus Christ of Latter-day demo... oops, I mean saints 10/13/1999 - Jim
The Church of Pretty White People(and only pretty white people(we are not prejudice(however we don't let non whites attend our church(unless they turn white)))- 10/13/1999 - Jim
The one and only and only one really really extremely completely exclusively without a doubt (it really is the only one and only) true church of Jesus Christ and of Joseph Smith and of Brigham Young and of some guy named Tom - 10/13/1999 - Jim
The Generic Church of Jesus Christ of Mainstreamed Saints - 10/13/1999 - cricket
Bored of Ejaculators of the Copulation of the Resident of the Skirts of Geezer Shyste of Bladder Spray Stains.- 10/06/1999 - Blash
Brigham and Joseph's Three Degrees of Glory Circus - Greatest Snowjob On Earth - 10/05/1999 - anon
The Church of Jesus Christ of Mini-vans and SUVs - 09/26/1999 - Matt
The Church of "Hey mom, I'm pregnant, and he was a black man - 09/26/1999 - Matt
The Church of Monty Python of Latter Day Saints - 09/26/1999 - Matt
The Church of Jesus Christ of Anti-Anti Mormons - 09/23/1999 - Elder Jim
The Church of Anonymous Anonymous' - 09/23/1999 - Elder Jim
The Church of "we're christian's too, but christians are wrong - 09/23/1999 - Elder Jim
The Church or Latter-day Mattresses - 09/09/1999 - db
The Church of Joseph Smith of Let's Pretend - 09/09/1999 - anon
The Cult of Joseph Smith's Latter-day Scam - 09/06/1999 - Brigham Smith
The Church of Jesus Christ of A-Laugh-A-Day Saints. - 09/04/1999 - Robert B
The Church of the Holy Joke - 08/31/1999 - anon
Think-In-Sync, Inc - 08/31/1999 - MaKolob
The Brigham and Joe Show - 0830/1999 - brother xxx
Beavis and Butthead do the Temple - a brother xxx
The Church of the Burning Bosom - 08/24/1999 - Brad
The Church of Cheesy Poofs - 08/24/1999 - Brad
The Church of macaroni and cheesy testimonies - anon
The Church of the forerunner of the other wacko cults. - 08/24/1999 - Brad
The Church of "Hey, we're christians too" - 08/24/1999 - Brad
The Church of "I believe what?" - 08/24/1999 - Brad
The Church of "I'm supposed to believe what?" - 08/24/1999 - Brad
The Chuch of Ronald McDonald of Latter Day Happy Meals - 08/20/1999 - Elder Jim
The One and only true Church, Inc. est. 1849 - 08/20/1999 - Elder Jim
The Church of Latter Day Pharisees - 08/20/1999 - Elder Jim
The Church of Judas Iscariot of Latter Day Traitors - 08/20/1999 - Elder Jim
Hitler's Restored Gospel - 08/20/1999 - Elder Jim
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Satanists - 08/19/1999 - Matt
Amway, Inc. -08/19/1999 - Matt
Church of The Latter-Day Analites - 08/16/1999 - anon
Church of the 501(c)3 Latter-day Tax Exempts - anon
The Church of Jesus Christ, Lime-Jello - 08/10/1999 - anon
The Church of Joe Smith of Latter-day Irrational Thinkers - 08/06/1999 - Theodore
International Society of Underwear Gnomes (Reformed) - 07/30/1999 - dionyseus
The Church of Cheez Whiz and Crisps and Shepherds Pie - 07/29/1999 - anon
Hey Joe, I said PAPER PLATES!!! - 07/20/1999 - anon
Hey Martha, fetch my gun. - 07/20/1999 - anon
Greenbacks R Us - 07/20/1999 - anon
Pope-Nope...Prophet-PROFIT! - 07/20/1999 - anon
There goes the neighborhood! - 07/20/1999 - anon
Mormoney Church - 07/11/1999 - anon
The Church of Je$u$ Chri$t of Latter-day $aints. 07/10/1999 - Robert
No Need For Grace...We're Lost in Space! - 07/03/1999 - anon
No Need For Jesus...We Got B.K. P_CKER! - 07/03/1999 - anon
No Need For Appoligies..Were Perfect! - 07/03/1999 - anon
The Pirch of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Chickens - 06/28/1999 - anon
The Church of "God help us when Darth Packer takes over" of Latter-day Stains - 04/27/1999 - pould@close-inspection
The Church of "You Believe WHAT???" - 05/21/1999 - anon
The make it up as you go Church of Jesus Christ of some Very Successful Saints because you never see Janitors as Steak Presidents - 05/16/1999 - anon
The Cult of Joe Smith and His Magick Glasses - 05/06/1999 - jlaitres
The Church of Worldwide Femimine Re-pression - 05/06/1999 - jlaitres
The International Church of Do-gooders - 05/06/1999 - jlaitres
The Church of Joseph Smith (International) Inc. - 05/03/1999 - Al.Bundy
The Church of the Cult of the Planet Kalob Inc. - 05/03/1999 - Al.Bundy
The Curse of Joseph Smith of Latter-Day Something-or-other Thingys - 05/03/1999 - Al.Bundy
Whoops I Goofed Church - 05/03/1999 - Al.Bundy
Beam Me Up Scotty Church - 05/03/1999 - Al.Bundy
The Church of Never-Day Aints of Trader Joe - 05/02/1999 - BT
The Five Star Pentagram Church - 05/03/1999 - Al.Bundy
The Corporation of Jesus Christ - 05/02/1999 - anon
The Church of Never-Day Aints of Trader Joe - 05/02/1999 - BT
The Church of MLM (multi level marketers) Sisters, do you want to stay home with your children and still earn a living. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. - 04/26/1999 - anon
Jesus Wept - 04/20/1999 - Blashoodaloom
The Smurf of Jizz 'n Spice and Splatter Sprayed Stains - 04/20/1999 - Blashoodaloom
I Can't Believe It's Not Truth - 04/20/1999 - Blashoodaloom
Honey, I Shrunk the Truth - 04/20/1999 - Blashoodaloom
World Domination, Inc. - 04/20/1999 - Blashoodaloom
The Church of Jesus (who) Might Later Decide Somthin' Else -04/19/1999 - Thomas Jefferson, now in the Celestial Kingdom due to his baptism for the dead
The Convoluted Sacred Underwear Cult - 04/04/1999 - Jeffrey
The Church of Cheese&Rice of RattleySnakes - 04/01/1999 - MaKolob
The Magic Underwear Cult - 04/01/1999 - LightnLov
The Church of Joseph's Cult of Latter Day Aint's - 03/30/1999 - anon
The Church of Jesus Christ of Rattle Day Snakes - 03/28/1999 - anon
The Church Of Sheets And Lice Of Laughter Driven Skanks - 03/26/1999 - anon
The Cult of Jerry Springer and Little Brained Sleaze - 03/26/1999 - anon
The Church of Cheesy Creeps with Little Dip Sticks - 03/26/1999 - anon
International Jell-O Society - 03/19/1999 - anon
Church of Unreal Dults - 03/19/1999 - anon
The Shirts of Jesus Christ of Ladder Days Stained - Ill Wind - 03/03/1999
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Sinners - cricket - 03/01/1999
The Church of Jesus Christ of Late-nite Scandals - cricket - 03/01/1999
The Church of Beavis Christ of Laudable Damn Scoundrels - cricket - 03/01/1999
09/03/2014 - by cricket and others from Recovery from Mormonism
Thomas Monson's Corporation
Those Mean Christians
Too Much Church
Too Much Cash
The Movie Channel
Threat Management Center
Training Management Corporation
Tourism Marketing Concepts
Total Market Coverage
Too Much Coffee
Two Man Crew
Too Many Connections
Total Mission Cost
Too Many Choices
The Men's Club
The Mother Church
As an ex-Christian Scientist, "TMC" means "The Mother Church."
Oh, the endless times I heard the First Reader tediously intone, "This church is a branch of the Mother Church, the First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston, Massachusetts," as part of the announcement time. Every Wednesday night and Sunday morning. Ugh!
Just so you know, Christian Science churches are officially "Church(es) of Christ, Scientist." I'm thinking of starting up the "Church of Christ, Apostate." (Being a believing Baptist I really shouldn't wisecrack like that!)
Only after I had been several years out of Christian Science did somebody point out to me that "The Mother Church" didn't have "daughter churches;" it/she/they had "branch churches!" - 09/03/2014 - by caffiend
04/10/2008 - Primus
AP- Pepper Pond City, Utard
In an effort to distance themselves from any associates with the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, another branch of the Church started by Joseph Smith Jr., in 1830 has announced plans to change their name.
I met with Bishop Rood, Assistant Church Spokesman and asked what the plan for renaming the Church was.
"Well during this time or misunderstanding about the relationship between our Church and the Fundamentalist Church, we have tried to keep ourselves separated, however, the news community is too stupid to follow our news announcement, and the 1st Presidency is to timid to get into a slander suit with any of the major news media. Cowards, all of them. Anyways, so Monson went to the Lord in prayer and asked him what we should do."
"And what did the Lord tell Monson to do?" I asked.
"Well Monson was on his throne reading the Children's Friend when the idea hit him that much like the Churches art contest that is held each year, we should have a contest to rename the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints."
"So how has the response been so far?"
"The members have really come to the aid of the prophet, showing the great courage and valor of the members. We have received hundreds of ideas for names and have finally narrowed it down to 10."
"Can I see them?"
"Yes, they will be printed in the Deseret News for the members to vote on soon, but here you go." Bishop Rood handed me the list.
Here they are. Each is an official name, and a new 'nickname' to replace the term Mormon.
The Church of Joseph Smith of Latter-Day Saints, the Almas
The TWOOH Church, the Nephites
The Community of Christ (Latter removed because of copyright infringements)
That Church in Utah, the Brighamites
The Church of Jesus Christ of the Real, NOT PHONY, Latter-Day Saints, the REAL Non-Polygamous Mormons
The Fortune 500 Church, the well Endowed
The Church of Jesus Christ, Superstars
and Tommy's Church, the Monsons
Submissions will be accepted until a new name is chosen by the 1st Presidency and 12 Apostles.
*Sighs* First off, I'd like to say that I am sorry if an LDS member wronged you in some way that would make you look at the entire religion with such ignorance and dislike. Please, find a way to do something that will make you have a positive effect on you because whatever pent up negative feelings you have towards the LDS faith will most likely only hurt you in the end rather than them. If you truly believe these things that you listed above, then I suppose we'll just have to accept it. I still wish all the best of luck in all of your future endeavors (hopefully something more productive than this particular site) and I hope that you can keep moving forward. -4/20/10 - 04/20/2010 - LDS Member
So why did America spawn the wack-job Xtian religions?
The Amish and Hutterites and the like tend to leave the rest of us alone, and the mainline Protestants are kind of on the dour side, but dress nice and know Robert's Rules of Order.
But the 19th century American creations are kind of out there, and all have sort of an MLM feel to them.
Then there is Scientology, which is in a class by itself. A deliberate fraud right from the get-go, with Mork and Mindy theology, and still some nitwits fall for it. - 10/24/2009 - winter
LDS-LSD = what's the difference? - 10/23/2009 - by Handmaiden
If you accept Webster's definition of hypocrite (1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings) then everyone of us are hypocrites if we believe in goodness, respect, fairness and happiness. We have all said and done things that hurt ourselves and others when we act against our beliefs or values. It's been said that hurt people, hurt people. Perhaps that's why some of you find it useful to mock other's beliefs in a forum like this. We like it when we find others who think and feel like we do. So if Mormons want to practice their faith to improve themselves, fine. Do you really think this negativity supports your values and brings you peace? How about finding more positive things to focus on? - 10/10/2009 - Jim
I am the Very Joseph Smith Re-incarnated, and if you really love as your lord and savisour you would leave this site immediately, and go fish out your life savings and make them payable to
c/o Mr Avery Chicoine
#111-3215 Prevost Pl
Duncan BC
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Canada
that is all for now .. and thank jesus u have me .. instead of some horrible tyrant - 04/30/2008 - smackthat9876@hotmail.com - The Latter-Day Prophet and returned
The church of people who think you are all losers for wasting your time making fun of someone else's beliefs. - 02/28/2008 - sarah
You are all losers to pick on someone like the mormons. Were you picked on alot in school? Now you have to make fun of something you dont seem to know much about?? - 11/28/2007 - anon
seriously;i agree with the person above me;
1-you know nothing of the church,therefore should say nothing about it
2-if you really want to know information,why dont you go to your local church,and ask some questions.they will be more than willing to help you and 3rd-dont waste your time with this outrageous website,its not going to get you anywhere - 07/27/2007 - anon
THE CHUCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS that is the name and it will stick!
I am so.....!YOU PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT I KNOW THIS CHURCH IS THE ONLY TRUE CHURCH ON THE WHOLE WORLD!!!! STOP YOUR LIES OR YOU WILL HAVE A SERIS OF PROBLEMS!!! AND THAT GOES TO ALL OF YOU !!!!WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO OPEN YOUR HEARTS,AND ACTUALY LEARN GOOD THINGS!!!!!!!!!! - 05/03/2007 - M N
I feel sory for all of you that feel this way. - 07/31/2006 - lds mem.
one day myself or mine have accepted it. but then, club kolob is for the suckers. whose number i will no longer be among.
personally, i would rather take my own path. Jesus gave us but ONE commandment- love one another- and if we follow that basic prerogative, then the rest are unnecessary. why would i WANT to remain with a church that believes i require over 300 commandments? and why would i want to appease a "loving" god who thinks i need that many? if my God and Goddess think i'm an idiot, they shouldn't have created me. and if your god thinks i am one, then why would he want me?!
please. if you are pro-lds, i am all for that... for YOU. please keep it on your side of the fence, and i won't go about on your favourite pro sites trying to un-convert you from lds and convert you to spiritual pagan christianity. nice conversing. please now return to your hole.
to everyone else... loving it. keep it up!!!! - 07/26/2006 - I believe in the Lady and the Lord- equal and essential one to the other.
None of this "obey" or "above" rubbish.
How many of you have actually experienced the LDS religion? I hope you all have because if you haven't, you're unfairly judging something. I don't have some crazy, mean, disrespectful name to put down, although I am half tempted to but what would that really accomplish? Nothing! It would just be stooping down to a really low level, and i'm better than that.
I'm a ninth grader and at the end of my eighth grade year, kids in my school all had registration cards to fill out. My friend checked SEMINARY in permanent black marker on my card. I was mad, and still am. Today she wrote me a note during a class and said, "Aren't you so happy that I checked SEMINARY off on your card!?" I replied with, " I'm not really fully happy that i'm in seminary because it kind of goes against my beliefs, but oh well. I've learned a lot! I can now judge it fairly because i've actually gone. I think your relgion is fine but it's just not for me. Some things are too far-fetched for me to believe. Sometimes I feel that some people of your relgion put Joseph Smith before God and I don't like that. I was taught that there is NO book better or more true than the Bible and that NO ONE or NO THING is better or higher than God. I don't believe that you should have to get married in the Temple and wear garments to be a "good" person. When I moved to this city, in the fifth grade, the first question I was asked was, " What ward are you in?" I said I wasn't in one and wasn't LDS. That person never spoke to me again. She wasn't the only person to look down on me because i'm not LDS. I think all people, no matter their religion, should be treated equally. Mormons, not all, are usually just hypocritical and rude. I don't want to be a part of that.
The LDS relgion is fine. I will treat it with respect just as I do every other relgion. But I am sick and tired of being judged because I'm not LDS. I've lived in Utah my whole life and I've grown up around Mormons. They're not bad people.. just very hypocritical.
My dad is LDS my mom is Catholic. When my dad and mom were dating, my dad's aunts would always call my mom the "no good skinny catholic girl" Now my dad's aunts had all been married off in the Temple and they were garment wearers and they were "good people" Well if they were so good... then why did they call my mom such names? I don't know what the LDS people are taught in those LONG meetings they have every Sunday but from what I see and hear everyday, it's not very nice and I think they're taught to look down on everyone who isn't of their relgion and it must start from a young age. One Sunday morning my family and I were going four-wheeling when my little neighbor at the age of 4 came out and said "YOU'RE ALL GONNA GO TO HELL!!" at FOUR years old he is saying this stuff! I think that's ridiculous.
A few years ago, my friends mom was raped by and LDS man. My friends mom was x comminicated from the church but the man was allowed to stay. How unjust is that!? The man said that the way my friends mother dressed just called him upon her and she wanted him to do it. I think that's wrong. It's just male domination.
I am really sick of living here in Utah because the LDS people have just made it hell on earth. - 02/02/2006 - 14 and sick and tired of being judged
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Please learn it. One day you or yours will accept it. - 01/28/2006 - anon
The church that murdured women and children at The Mountain Meadows Massacre (over 100) and then tried to blame it on the indians.(Its o.k. though because they were later baptized for the dead.Thats what they get for being Anti's)
The church of the magically disapearing archaeological / historical evidence.(It all must have been raptured like Joey's golden plates.Or it could be another diabolical plot by the Anti's)
The church of the false prophet of God who can't even tell when someone is selling the church fake documents.(Salamander letters,Book of Abraham papyrii,Kinderhook plates,Book of Mormon)
The church of "Hey,lets keep all our wierd early church history stuff locked away in our vault so that nobody can see how wacko we really are" - 12/16/1999 - John D. Lee
I think you all need a reality check. You obviously no nothing about the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladder Day Saints. You've already shown your stupidity and ignorance on the subject. What does Beavis and Jerry Springer have to do with them? This is a poor excuse for a webpage! Don't you have a life? - 06/23/1999 - anon
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